One Year Ago Today

12/15/06 - Trey arrested!!

Trey Anastasio was arrested at 3:30 this morning in Whitehall, NY, for “third-degree aggravated unlicensed operation, seventh-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance and DWI - drugs” (Burlington Free Press), mugshot and all. He “was observed to be under the influence of a narcotic substance … had a suspended driver’s license in New York and allegedly was found with an assortment of prescription medications including hydrocodone, Percocet and Xanax, which were prescribed for another person” (Times Union).
Treys mugshotTrey was driving a black 2004 Audi sedan when Whitehall Police Patrolman Andrew Mija observed him crossing into an opposing lane. Trey failed several field sobriety tests, but passed a breath test for alcohol. He reportedly told Mija that he’d smoked hash and consumed some prescription pills. His license had been suspended for not responding to an August 1998 ticket for driving 84 mph in a 65mph zone in Chester. (PostStar). He was released to a friend, picked up his car from a towing company this morning (and drove off in it, despite the license suspension, according to the PostStar), and is scheduled to re-appear on January 10th. (See also, WNYT.com.)

Several accounts quote his November 2005 interview discussing how the band let their guard down in 1998 about keeping “hard drugs” away. (By that account, things not only degenerated to the point of a two-year hiatus, but became worse afterwards, resulting in the band’s 2004 breakup.) Trey reportedly told Whitehall Police Chief Richard LaChapelle, “'You know what, I’ve got a problem and I’ve got to take care of it. Everything happens for a reason.” (PostStar)

Whitehall is a small town (population 4,035, per U.S. Census) in rural Washington County in upstate New York, approximately 70 miles north of Albany, N.Y. and 10 miles west of the Vermont/New York border.

Me and Will were talking about Trey and how long he has been sober (hopefully). I was like, "hmmmm… when was he arrested, Feb or March? I was about to say, all Trey needs is a year of sobriety and he should be fine, and will was like, “DUDE holy shit, one year ago tonight!” SYNCH! I love when that shit happens.

So, here’s to Trey and his healty return!!

I remember reading about this the morning after in the Indianapolis Star.

It was the weekend I had my wisdom teeth out.

I came into the living room and my dad said “Trey got busted.” I said “Trey who?” (knowing full well who it was). He said “Not your cat.”

Trey, Trey, Trey.

fuckin’ a.

fuckin’ a, Trey.

you’ve had a long fuckin’ day, eh?

well now instead of amphetimines on a tray,

you entertain yourself with clay.

that’s cool though, Trey, don’t let anyone tell you it’s ghey.

i once made a me of clay.

i named him Clay J.

if you want, i’ll make you a you out of Clay.

name him what you please, but may i suggest Clay Trey?

that could pass the hours of your day,

as well as provide imaginative entertainment through the winter and until May

which is when i heard Phish is getting back together and we should expect an announcement that will say:

sorry, but Trey’s currently writing music for the Christian rock band The Newsboys.

and that just sucks.

GhostsOfWayneFontes had this post regarding Trey’s arrest:

http://ghostsofwaynefontes.blogspot.com/2007/04/treys-bender-spun-like-antelope.html

All of Trey’s responses to the officer’s questions are Phish lyrics.

^haha, seeing Phish lyrics written out makes them seem even dumber, in most cases.

I hate you Glen. I really do.

Hate is such a hateful word.

::waves hello to PHG, 12 people behind in line::

hahaha no I’m number 1!

and I was j/k Glen LOL

LOL!

ROFLMAO!

BRB!

STFU!

Eat
Some
Penis
Now

No, i have been hired to get more gay people to watch ESPN!

what hell you tok about?

AUTOMOBIIIIIIIIILE!

You’d do it for Randolph Scott!

Had to throw this in, of course:

http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/saddles/sounds/idea.wav

I’ve been there, Trey. I’m sure a lot of use have.