::_____:: only thread part 2!!!

:is way too full from massive falafel, sour cream and onion chips, and green tea lunch:

::loses virginity to squirrel::

::wants a heady falaffel::

::imagines “bisco” as bisquick blended with crisco for a perfectly non-stick pancake::

::mmm… pancake::

::appreciates the way Cleveland beat the Yankees, and is thankful to have one less thing to be concerned about now::

::remembers the kickass blueberry pancakes he made for the grandkids this past weekend. kickass::

::wishes he had blueberry fucking pancakes::

::wishes he had fucked blueberry pancakes::

wishes he could rent a porno where a blueberry fucks a pancake

::imagines maple syrup spooge::

:is obsessed with Half-Life 2: Episode 2: