:is way too full from massive falafel, sour cream and onion chips, and green tea lunch:
::loses virginity to squirrel::
::wants a heady falaffel::
::imagines “bisco” as bisquick blended with crisco for a perfectly non-stick pancake::
::mmm… pancake::
::appreciates the way Cleveland beat the Yankees, and is thankful to have one less thing to be concerned about now::
::remembers the kickass blueberry pancakes he made for the grandkids this past weekend. kickass::
::wishes he had blueberry fucking pancakes::
::wishes he had fucked blueberry pancakes::
wishes he could rent a porno where a blueberry fucks a pancake
::imagines maple syrup spooge::
:is obsessed with Half-Life 2: Episode 2: