^^I’m glad that got put in here. Great post! I read it yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed. I had no time to comment, but I intended to go back and do so.

My friends are baffled by my breakfast beans and toast habit but I won’t be quitting anytime soon.
From the I Am Hydrogen thread, in Individual Songs. Dude has seven posts ever.
hydrogen always fucks me in the ear pussys.
^hahaha…that truly made me laugh aloud.
Hee hee plucked this from Katiemay’s response to recent multiple repeat posts by newbies:
I’d take Dick Johnson over Unca dollars.
Taken out of context I thought it was kinda funny. M’haps it’s the 3 cups of coffee flowin’ through me veins 
It’s not how long it is but how they play it.
Step 1. Throw computer out window
Step 2. ???
Step 3. Profit.
Seems like this could be referencing something, but maybe it was original? I lol’d.
I really wish I was at tonight’s show on acid. I’m usually content with the course of my life, but that would be a vast improvement for me right now.
Summer 2015 Tour Dates thread:
willbreathes:
Summer 2015: Dicks & Ball.
Ball then Dick’s, no?
Though should really be Balls & Dick but who’s counting?!
willbreathes:
Step 1. Throw computer out window
Step 2. ???
Step 3. Profit.Seems like this could be referencing something, but maybe it was original? I lol’d.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO5sxLapAts[/youtube]
BAM. Answer’d.
The power of the interwebz. This is what the Founding Fathers wanted.
^ 
This whole thread. Will crushes with the first reply.
http://ohkeepa.com/viewtopic.php?f=76&t=18002
LOL! I hadn’t read that he had them already, instant classic.
Out of context quoting
Dropped a lot on Dicks…
^I had unpleasant mental images when I initally read that; good call
Upon seeing new originals surface on Phish 2015 summer tour:
…Those god damn music making fuckers are making more music! …
I’m getting a good laugh out of my own line right now.
State the obvious + curse = comedy
Reviewing the “Profiles Suck” thread (which I am tempted to bump, btw), I stumbled across something that had me laughing out loud and hard. It has to be read in three parts, I’m going to edit some parts of it just so it is easier to read.
Name:(Stevo)
Age: 29
Girlfriend: Can’t afford one and don’t want to put in the time to get and maintain one anyway.
Cigarettes: Used to be not anymore. They really don’t get you high or anything so I failed to see the point in continuing.
Goals for the future: Retire and spend my days getting high and zoning out.
Stevo, that is the best reason I have ever heard to quit cigs.
and girls.
and ambitions.
solid post!