From the I Am Hydrogen thread, in Individual Songs. Dude has seven posts ever.
^hahaha…that truly made me laugh aloud.
Hee hee plucked this from Katiemay’s response to recent multiple repeat posts by newbies:
Taken out of context I thought it was kinda funny. M’haps it’s the 3 cups of coffee flowin’ through me veins 
Seems like this could be referencing something, but maybe it was original? I lol’d.
Summer 2015 Tour Dates thread:
willbreathes:
Step 1. Throw computer out window
Step 2. ???
Step 3. Profit.Seems like this could be referencing something, but maybe it was original? I lol’d.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO5sxLapAts[/youtube]
BAM. Answer’d.
The power of the interwebz. This is what the Founding Fathers wanted.
^ 
This whole thread. Will crushes with the first reply.
http://ohkeepa.com/viewtopic.php?f=76&t=18002
LOL! I hadn’t read that he had them already, instant classic.
Out of context quoting
Dropped a lot on Dicks…
^I had unpleasant mental images when I initally read that; good call
Upon seeing new originals surface on Phish 2015 summer tour:
…Those god damn music making fuckers are making more music! …
I’m getting a good laugh out of my own line right now.
State the obvious + curse = comedy
Reviewing the “Profiles Suck” thread (which I am tempted to bump, btw), I stumbled across something that had me laughing out loud and hard. It has to be read in three parts, I’m going to edit some parts of it just so it is easier to read.
Name:(Stevo)
Age: 29
Girlfriend: Can’t afford one and don’t want to put in the time to get and maintain one anyway.
Cigarettes: Used to be not anymore. They really don’t get you high or anything so I failed to see the point in continuing.
Goals for the future: Retire and spend my days getting high and zoning out.
Stevo, that is the best reason I have ever heard to quit cigs.
and girls.
and ambitions.
solid post!
^ 
I was just reading through the Venues thread yesterday, and stumbled upon this gem…
the staff is awesome (i even got a staff girl to show me her boob when she caught me in the staff campground where i had been searching for an atm in the middle of the night - dont ask, but it was great and she had an awesome boob).
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Oh man I totally forgot about this thread and I love that it continued on even after I was MIA for a long time. I love the OKP! This is like a time capsule. Going back to all the old threads from over like 10 years ago sure is a fun trip down memory lane. Sorry this isn’t an “overheard” post, but i just love you guys so much!