Overheard on The Oh Kee Pa

[dmcnul91]

haha i made it!!! now i got one for ya’ll…

Oh Kee Pa Bay-Want to Sell?- Sex thread

^that’s bullshit.

i can aim my piss WAY better than i can drive a manual transmission.

i literally laughed my ass off. good times.

[phishinsky]

lmao…wow… the fun times…

[grabs666]

From the Prince=Willy Wonka Thread

I wonder how many oompa loompas Aretha could eat?..

[phishinsky]

lmao rotf…no way… Oompas…Aretha, you cannot go wrong…

[cemeteryroses]

This thread is the shit, man.

[willbreathes]

Here is the first Alf’ing in the OKP.

you’ve just been ALF’ED !!!

Oh that Neckers…

[cemeteryroses]

Here is the first Alf’ing in the OKP.

you’ve just been ALF’ED !!!

Oh that Neckers…

And if that isn’t disturbing…I don’t know what is.

[phishinsky]

Do you think he put a…Nahhhh Alf would not put tha in his pants…Would he? Damn I feel very violated now…

OUCH…

[cemeteryroses]

^ (nods innocently) Exactly…

[mrcompletely]

you all loved it…be quiet…

:-* :-* :-* :-*

[KDF4LYPHE]

Set I: The Connection*
Set II: The Connection reprise
E: Friday

*- Friday tease

Great idea for a setlist. Made me lol

[gregradiohead]

/\ LOL I missed that! I keep forgetting about the ‘make your own setlist’ thread…

[phan142]

These are all from that all the answers are on shine thread. thnkfstpal

Ye Olde Triple Post… A risky move to say the least

I have no idea what this thread is about…

omg i ate the best double dipped lizard paper,last nightand this tread makes no sense to me and it should.or should it…“and we all shine on”

^ thnkfstpal…no more drugs on a school night, OK?

possibly the stupidest thread ever, hysterical though

http://ohkeepa.proboards36.com/index.cgi?board=reunion&action=display&thread=1136007511&page=1

[cemeteryroses]

Heh.

[Fluffy_Bunny]

I learned that fat people use computers, in addition to often eating them.

[gregradiohead]

Whee I was finally quoted on this thread!

[samphish]

Ah yes GULP the mob is looking quite nice. PUFF I bet their all at the barn as we speak, let’s get 'em! [clumsily swings torch and knocks Vern in the head] Woops! sorry man…

[ after assisting Guelah to stitch VERN up, grabs another 12pack and starts walking… To the barn ya say? ]

*** Whew, this walking shit is for the birds though…***

I thought this whole thread was fucking hysterical

[phan142]

^^^um…

and who is goghote?

this is priceless

[ghost_2000]

one of the more interesting “theories” here at the OKP:

…fine. This is gunna be a long story, so keep with me.
This summer was the first and only time I’ve done mushrooms. Whenever you experience a drug you’ve never taken before, you tend to sit there for awhile going “am I really feeling it yet?” The first time I got stoned, my friend Dave used to still live with his parents out in the country. So we snuck out when everyone was in bed out to near the woods and smoked out of a pipe. I wasn’t sure if I was “doing it” right until we had been staring at the trees in the dark for probably 10 minutes straight without saying a word. I kept picturing the tree creatures from LOTR. Anywho, mushrooms was more extreme for me. We ate some and waited 20 minutes and then basically ate the rest of the bag. So finally a half hour after eating some, I started to feel something. Just kind of stoned at first, but over time it became much more psychological. I started to think all kinds of weird thoughts and philosophies–my ex, who I ate them with, is a philosophy major so I was just starting to get into philosophy. After about an hour of listening to music I got up to piss, and as soon as I stood up I just said “woah!” in the most hilarious voice because I was overcome with feelings of connection with the universe and the Earth. After I came back from pissing I was laughing like an idiot with a new philosophy for my ex. “What if…” I began, trying not to sound like some idiot tripping on shrooms, “…what if the universe began when God got up to take a piss and he suddenly realized ‘woah! The fact that I just had a thought about getting up to piss means I exist and the universe was created in that instant!’” I remember at the time thinking it was a brilliant theory–the universe comes into being when god has his/her/its first thought, specifically about having to go piss–but of course once I wasn’t tripping anymore it was just dumb.

[samphish]

^ An instant classic! glad greg was able to share his psychedelically compelling theories with all of us. i smell a thread cooking…