Parody Newsite for Phish/Jam Bands

Non-Phish Member Projects
#1

Hey all the OKP folks. We just launched a news site for phish fans and jam band fans that will deliver all the most hard hitting news that you won’t find anywhere else!

http://www.thefirstset.net

Want to know what Trey really thinks about guys in the front row?
http://thefirstset.net/2010/06/11/trey-looked-at-me-vs-ugh-i-cant-look-at-these-people-anymore/

Interested in where Phish will close out summer tour?
http://thefirstset.net/2011/03/02/phish-announces-summer-tour-will-end-with-3-day-festival-at-single-most-inconvenient-spot-on-the-face-of-the-earth/

Check in daily to see what else we got cooking. Thanks for checking us out!

#2

:thumbup: :laughing:

Pretty funny and thanks for sharing. Keep it up!

#3

LOL

#4

Ha! That’s great. I love the part about the shaman :laughing:

#5

Thanks all for coming to our site! Email, tweet, and get the word out! Finally some funny news to help people through Ticketbastard frustration!

#6

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Internet to Phantasy Tour: Please Be Nicer
March 16, 2011
By TruckinSince76
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World Wide Web: The internet, currently populated by brutal, racist, homophobic, child-porn addicted members, has issued a mass statement requesting that the popular jam-band message board Phantasy Tour be “a bit nicer, more appropriate,” and that they “learn some web-etiquette,” sources tell us.

“They’re just big bullies,” commented Jim Harkins, founder of the popular Aryan Nation website WhiteWorld.com.

“They really need to polish their fact-checking,” said the members of UFONation.com, a popular conspiracy theorist gathering place. “I’ve read some wild shit on that website. Believe what you want, but you gotta show some restraint. This is, after all, a public forum.”

Phantasy Tour has responded to the accusations with a carefully articulated press release, which reads: “KYS, SIIHB, DIAF, etc etc.”

#7

Snookie turns Wookie…Nice!