Phan scares shit out of Scalper!

Phish General
#25

I can’t stand scalpers. That doesn’t have anything to do with this guy making a really bad decision by claiming to represent a company. It’s dumb and he is bound to get into a lot of trouble especially since the video has been captured and archived.

#26

Yes, I hear archiving can be a bitch.

#27

^ :laughing:

Dude, thanks for joining up and warning us of the dangers milktrey faces, but claiming to represent a company is not a felony. Doing it to extort money might be… but this? This is a fucking crank call, like the millions of other prank calls on youtube. Any LEO that saw this would laugh his ass off and buy milktrey a beer for what he did to you-- um… I mean, the scalper. :shifty:

All that said, I’ll humor you, Robert Champion. Let’s say LEO did take the claim seriously. Do you know what law would apply? The Telecommunications Act, 47 U.S.C. § 223(a)(1). The one that makes a prank call a felony if the intent is to “annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass.” But do you want to know the kicker? He avoided that by posting it on youtube. :astonished: :wave: :clap: That’s right. The same reason the Jerkey Boys aren’t in prison is what would save our boy milktrey in court. Because once the intent is “Entertainment or amusement” the felony charge is out the window. Sucks, huh?

:laughing: :laughing:

I know. I’m out of control.

#28

“Should I call him back and ask him if he’s on Phantasy Tour?”

Hahahaha!

Kudos, man. You kept it together very well. When he kept calling you a scumbag, I don’t think I could have refrained from saying, “Sir, we believe, as would the general population, that scalpers are the scumbags”

#29

if this is the same robert champion that used to post on RMP, he’s just trolling you guys :slight_smile:

and if it is the same guy, good to see you’re still around robbie :mrgreen:

#30

Is this really happening :crazy:

#31

Is this real life?

#32

But I think I love you. Even when we don’t agree. :blush:

#33

…and so it goes… :yawn:

#34

I’d say he’s fine, if he were in trouble it would’ve been yanked.

#35

HA!!

Good points made and this is a classic thread! :thumbup:

I love the “Boatload of money spent”… LOL

#36

:cry:

#37

That’s what she said…

#38

Good job man.

:clap:

#39

That is PHABULOUS!!

#40

And the guy realizes that he was fooled for 15 minutes straight and decides to call back with a death threat. Gotta love it.

youtube.com/watch?v=hASRPzd4H_E&NR=1

#41

:clap:

#42

#43

“Excuse me sir, did you order some Amba Lamps?”

#44

Yes…