I was really just messing around. i thought it would be funny to try and get a rise out of someone, and since PHG never responded to my drunk IMs i wanted to pick on him.
Everytime I hear a girl use my name and the word “head” in the same sentence, my knees buckle and everything swirls around me and then I start to sob uncontrollably until I’m removed from the classroom.
same here Greg, same here
^whoa thats a pretty raunchy avatar mr. sloth!
this thread is why phish broke up.
^oh snap!
Fuck you Hank. Because funkyb hates you, my favorite band broke up. You asshole.
Nice avatar Sloth!!
I’ve never gotten an IM from you.
^crap so who the fuck did i randomly im!
You have a drinking problem, don’t you??
Remember, you tip the cup toward your mouth and then swallow.
Hope this solves your drinking problem.
^what the fuck, greg!
im not gonna lie, i do enjoy some of your posts and i dont hate you, nor do i hate phg, i was just doin some ball bustin. so sue me.
well then i’ll see you in COURT!!!
::slams fist upon table::
hey, does anyone here know if sour milk makes you sick? because i just ate a bowl of Golden Grahams and it tasted a little weird. nothing too out of the ordinary, but not quite right. looked at the milk carton. expired by 16 days. smelled the milk. didn’t care for the smell. so…am i gonna get salmonella or anything like that?
thanks!
You may get the vertical squirts, but otherwise you shouldn’t die.
Read his post again. It was actually quite a funny corney little joke.
well, nearly nine hours later and i’m fine and dandy.
how the hell did i drink milk that expired on Nov 22?
i’m seriously losin it.
hank sucks.
haha I get it now. im a little slow. good ole greg!
Bump. 