Phish Analogies

Phish General
#1

So I was thinking about this on the subway yesterday, but due to OKP Black Tuesday, I couldn’t share this with you folks.

If Reba and Hood were in a wrestling match for the WWF Beautiful Jam World Title, who would win?

I mean Reba on paper would win…

…but then I thought what if Slave interferes with a steel chair and knocks the ref out?

I think Jimmy Buffet would be better friends with Mango Song over Ya Mar, but that’s just IMO of course.

If you dropped a twenty dollar bill on the ground, Stash would definitely pick it up and pocket that shit. But Fee would definitely give it back to you.

If Tweezer was playing DWD in the Super Bowl this year (Tweezer being the Colts), I think DWD could pull off the upset. But Tweezer just looks so much better on paper. Not to mention DWD doesn’t have Peyton Manning.

#2

Sam, we’ve already discussed this… but for the world to know…

of course… Reba v. Hood… Reba would win… no question :sunglasses:

#3

I know. I had to do it though.

#4

Oh i’m so glad you did!!! such a great idea!!

#5

You are incorrect. Reba is a wuss. Even Bowie could kick her ass.

#6

Although I do love Reba (and she loves me too :angel: ) I have to say most of the time Hood could take the game. I guess it depends what you’re going for though… Hood has an easier-on-the-brain composed section before the jam than Reba does so… yeah. Also, I like the epic ending of feeling good about Hood probably more than the epic ending of stop for Reba.

Holla

#7

harpua is to dog as fee is to weasel

#8

Put it this way… I never skip any part of Hood.

Reba now, well, that’s another story.

:astonished: :confused: :angel:

#9

as much as i hate to admit this, but harpua would definitely take poster nutbag and mcgrupp on two-on-one and probably maul both of them.

i love mcgrupp, but harpua is a vicious beast

vicious dog > fleahound

i also find myself calling stray cats “little ocelots” now.

#10

what if runaway jim and the ubiquitous smokey teamed up with poster and mcgrupp? i think they’d give harpua a run for his money

#11

even if a giant meteor was crashing into jupiter?

#12

i’m pretty sure the only one who could take harpua would be the big black furry creature from mars. or possibly the unit monster.

#13

Harpua would win but the unit monster could definitely give him a run for his money.

Tela would easily take the cake over Suzy Greenberg in a walk-off.

#14

Sam, how high were you when you started this thread?

:sunglasses:

#15

I love you all but this is the Gheyest thread ever.

#16

he talked about it like all day on black tuesday :laughing:

#17

i second that. take it to the “i’m drunk/stoned thread.”

#18

oh i’ll take YOU to the drunk/stoned thread…

:think: :silent: