Popping corn with cell phone?

Non-Phish General
#1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcLS2WJERQ0

this makes me feel uneasy

#2

there as popcorn in that? all I saw was 'tache.

…pretty messed up if that’s real though.

#3

I wouldn’t trust that guy with the Narc 'stache.

#4

I kept waiting for Alien face to jump out of the kernels.