Ship shirt? check.
Harry Potter spectacles? check.
A smokin’ hot piece on each arm? check.
Oh, I understand it alright…
I do…
Yeas, I do!
And yes, I will!
^^Something had to be with that guy, giving him a little extra push right then.
I killed a bowl of cereal because I’m a pimp and your jealous.
^I needed a whore because I’m sexy as hell 
^^^It might work for boat shirt 2 girl guy also.
I ran naked with a lesbian because I’m beautiful.
I cuddled with a lesbian because I’m sexy as hell.
I cuddled with a stripper because that’s how I roll.
Only cuddled, huh? I guess that’s better than killing or raping one.
I ran shirtless with your dealer because I am gay…
Damn, I never knew wearing a dark purple sweatshirt had such odd circumstances today…
^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Revealing my obscure penchant for fast-food violence I suppose…
I stabbed a french fry because that’s how I roll…Dammit!
I smoked with a homo****** becasue I’m sexy as hell.
But a homo what? 
Yep, sounds about right? 
AX “Raver” shampoo, body wash, deodorant, and body spray couldn’t help Phil. But they are good to have a arms reach away.
I’m late to this…but
I smoked with a condom because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
i needed a toothbrush because i love marijuana.
cottonmouth is real, people.
