^^^That is pretty hilarious.
^Yes to all 4 sentences.
They have a small penguin exhibit in the Columbus zoo and I was enjoying them with this group of really obnoxious teens and one of the penguins turned his back to them and shot out a stream of shit, like “I shit in your general direction!”
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I cannot quit looking at this. That cat is fucking hilarious. I wish it was bigger so I could set it as my desktop background.
buh-dum-chss.
These have probably been seen or posted already, but they made me laugh today so I’m sharing them again.
Woah, look at all that pizza!
Haha this one made me crack up
Man, this is what I get for googling “McDonalds”.
gawd.