^I gotta give this one to the snake…not sure the frogs little toes have what it takes to win. 
Depends on which one has more powerful venom, I guess…Aren’t some frogs poisonous?
^yes, but that kind isn’t
Love it! There should be a thread for offstage 3.0 pics.
100 points to the first to identify this species and why it’s awesome
you lick him and get f’ed for a bit…
Bravo! although extracting and drying the venom (which contains 5-MeO-DMT and 5-HO-DMT), then smoking it, works far better than licking.
I miss college.
(Not that I miss naked dudes, just the fact something like this could happen. No homo.)
So that is true? I knew the licking part, but I have wondered about the extracting and whatnot, I imagine licking one would be sorta nasty, right?
from what I’ve heard you just squeeze the venom gland like you would pop a pimple, only more gently, then dry out the liquid and smoke it. then proceed to trip balls.
I was looking into it about a year back, but I couldn’t find myself a toad. I found some on sale on the interwebs but they cost $175 a piece, $300 for a male/female pair.
scientific name is Bufo alvarius, common name Colorado River Toad.
^ 
wtf?
poor cat.