Sooty is my HERO… as well as Hello Kitty Darth…
braingasm
fuckin’ translations…
I don’t get it. Somebody explain this to me.
My cousin’s wife set the timer on the microwave and walked away. Too bad she actually mistakenly turned the microwave on.
Sigh…
A foreign country is selling a gun from The Matrix as a toy.
Said country doesn’t know what the word Matrix means I guess.
So they translated it.
And it turns out to be Dream Of Cracker.
I see.
That microwave is insane!! At first I thought it was an upside-down picture of a melting microwave dinner tray…Once when I was a kid I did the same thing. I think our microwave was on for like an hour before my mom noticed and turned it off. Then she had to spend like 20 minutes cooling it down with cold water rags. Microwaves are serious business.
so are gamma waves
A gamma wave is a pattern of brain waves, associated with perception and consciousness. Gamma waves are produced when masses of neurons emit electrical signals at the rate of around 40 times a second (40 hertz or Hz), but can often be between 26 and upwards of 70 Hz. By one definition, gamma waves are manifest at 24 Hz and higher, though researchers have recognized that higher level cognitive activities occur when lower frequency gamma waves suddenly double into the 40 Hz range. Research has shown gamma waves are continuously present during low voltage fast neocortical activity (LVFA), which occurs during the process of awakening and during active rapid eye movement (REM) sleep. Some researchers do not distinguish gamma waves as a distinct class but include them in beta brain waves.
i’ve got some crazy gamma waves going on today
One time when I was a kid I put a 3 Musketeers bar in the microwave to unthaw it.
I saw blue lines.
What’s red, bubbly, and taps at the window?
Oh…poor baby…
OlFactoryHue, gamma rays could also turn you into the Incredible Hulk…what the hell am I talking about?
Full Moon
8/8/06
Wadsworth, Illinois
EDIT: I need to mess with the settings on the camera so details will be visible. It’s no moon without the Mare.
^“Yo, I got a tattoo dude, it’s of naked girl, now I don’t have to borrow your computer to jerk-off.”
“Wow, you must have been REAL FUCKING HIGH!”
I hope to hell that isn’t a real tattoo, because if it is and I ever meet that guy I’m going to slap the shit out of him.
^Damn It looks red and sore, meaning it might be real… Funny shit though…
Here is another good one:
hahahahahaha that almost made me piss myself