Profiles Suck

Ok… so as obsessed as I am with this board ( I check it every 10 minutes… if not more) and as much time as I spend talking to all of you guys, I want to know more about you and for you to know more about me. Think of this as an extention of the Member Pictures board in that it serves to give a more accurate picture of who we all are.

I think that since we have a poor excuse for an actual profile( no offense to any web creator or anything…), that we should all use this thread to give other posters here and idea about ourselves; a rundown of who you are essentially :slight_smile: you can give whatever info that you deem pertinent ( i.e, your REAL name… etc.)

name: Devin
age: 25 (amlost 26 now)
birthday: December 24, 1982
Fav Phish Song: Colonel Forbins Ascent, Ghost, Moma, Mikes
Sign: Capricorn
Food: Mexican or anything spicey really.
Pet: A Shit-zu/Yorkie named Tela…best dog ever.
Job/School: Selling advertising for a local newspaper called the Leader-Post.
Education: Bachelor of Business Administration from the University of Regina
Favorite Bands: Phish
Vehicle: 1991 Toyota Corolla, which is going to be written off any day now because some assholes don’t know how to drive and a 1995 Doge Caravan.
Relationship: 1 girlfriend…Erin
Siblings: 2 sisters and 1 Brother
Favorite Non-Phish song that they haven’t covered: I Don’t Feel Like Dancing by the Scissor Sisters
Favorite TV Shows: Trailer Park Boys, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Heroes, X-files
Favorite video games: Super Mario Brothers 3, Super Mario Kart, Mass Effect
Fave Beer: Bushwacker’s Palliser Porter
Fave Gin: Tanquaray
Fave Scotch: Johnny Walker Red
etc, etc.

Name: Andy
Age: 25
Birthday: December 16, 1979
Fav. Phish Song: YEM, Ghost
Sign: Sagitarius
Pet: Riley(cat), Sidney(cat)
Job/School: Customer Service for Facility Management Software firm, graduated w/ BS Industrial Computer Systems, Illinois State University

Name: Neil
Age: 23
Birthday: 12-25-81
Fav Phish Song: “Ghost”, “Tweezer”
Sign: Capricorn
Food: Chicken
Pet: 1 year old orange striped cat name “Trey”
Job/School: Communications Coordinator for small telecom company, Nextel Sales rep/graduated from Manchester College (IN) in 2004 w/ a degree in communication studies
Favorite Bands: Phish, Beatles, CCR, Marley
Vehicle: 1996 Black Ford Ranger
Siblings: 2 sisters (1 is a twin), younger sister is 22
Favorite Non-Phish song: “Crosseyed and Painless”
Favorite Non-Phish song that they haven’t covered: “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer”
Last Book Read: “The Stand” by Stephen King (great!!)

Name: Terry Vernixx
Age: undisclosed…
Birthday: 31 January
Spouse: Dr. Michelle Wright-Vernixx
Fave Phish Song: You Enjoy Myself; Harry Hood
Fave Trey Song: Goodbye Head
Fave Widespread Panic Song: Bears Gone Fishin’
Fave String Cheese Song: Roll Over
Fave Flaming Lips Song: Feeling Yourself Disintegrate
Fave Ween Song: Mister Would You Please Help My Pony?
Fave Electonic Artist: Underworld
Heroes: Robert Wyatt, Steve Hillage, Paul Van Dyk
Sign: Aquarius, of course!
Fave food: Mexican
Fave Wine: Chateauneuf-du-Pape
Fave Beer: Stella Artois
Fave Gin: Bombay Saphire
Fave Tequila: Patron Anejo
Pets: Astrid (Dauchshund), Blanca (Shafforshire Terrier), Sapphy (Teal-point Siamese), Simone (Seal-point Siamese).

;D

/\ Bombay Sapphire is some gooood effing gin! I also like Tanqueray, but good gin is so expensive…
Name: Greg Lytle
Age: 21
Birthday: 2/18/1984
Fave Phish song: Ghost
Sign: Aquarius
Favorite Food: doughnuts/spinach (raw)/Count Chocula/beef lo mein
Pets: none
Favorite bands: Miles Davis, Pavement, Modest Mouse, Can, Boards of Canada, Pixies, Shins, Tortoise, Sleater-Kinney, Yo La Tengo, Beck, Air, Aphex Twin…and so on…
Job/University: Freelance (free being the key word!) journalist/University of Toledo (Ohio, not Spain)
Fave Wine: cheap, red, and in a box
Fave Beer: Guiness
Fave Liquor: Southern Comfort
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers
:wink:

Name: Will
Age: 21
Birthday: 1/29/84
Fav Phish Song: “Run Like an Antelope”
Sign: Aquarius
Food: Tacos and burritos. The college delicacy.
Pet: Duke (American Stafforshire)
Job/School: Work at Jakubs Funeral Home. School at University of Dayton
Favorite Bands: Grateful Dead, Phish, The Doors, Pink Floyd
Vehicle: 2000 Neon. I just paid it off last month. Sweeeeet.
Siblings: Only child.
Favorite Non-Phish song that they haven’t covered: “Dark Star”
Fave Widespread Panic Song: Drivin’ Song
Fave String Cheese Song: Come As you Are
Fave Talking Heads Song: Crosseyed and Painless
Fave Ween Song: Buenos Tardes Amigos
Last Book Read: “The Shining”
Fave Beer: Double Bastard Ale. Delicious.

Name: Brian Grabiner
B-day: 5/30/1978
age: 27
Favorite PHish tunes: depends on the day! right now: Weekapaug Groove
Favorite Book: The Illuminatus Trilogy
Favorite Artist: Chuck Jones
Favorite Films: City of God, Barry Lyndon, and the Muppet Movie
Favorite Director: Stanly Kubrick
Favorite TV shows: ANYTHING on HBO!!! (especially Deadwood and the Wire) and LOST
Other Fav. Bands: The Jealous Sound and Thrice
Food: popcorn and chocolate
Pets: Moo-Moo and Lela; kitties extrodinare
Education: BA in media arts from University of Arizona
candidate: Masters of Arts Management from Columbia College Chicago
Beer: Fat Tire, and Sammy Smith’s Oatmeal Stout!

ok… I’ll elaborate on mine

favorite drink - ameretto sour
height- 5’7
car - Ford Escape
job- receptionist @ mortgage company ( hence why i sit on here all day long…)
siblings - only child
middle name - Joy ( happy happy joy joy indeed…)
fav bands- the flaming lips, phish, pink floyd, the allman bros., radiohead, DMB ( shut it…),etc…
briefs or thong - neither… HEHEHEHEEE

Now for some random facts:

*I hate scary movies, or being scared
*I hate spicy food
*I’d love to move back up north to CT or ME… snow is my thing!
*If you didn’t know by now, I have a 3 year old named Aidan and a husband named Brian
*I just got married June 18th,2005 ( we were together for 5 years before that)
*last name - Patrick
*Worst concert I was ever FORCED to go to- Goo Goo Dolls w/ Smash Mouth and Sugar Ray

  • I had a full ride to University of Tennessee with a athletic scholarship ( for swimming) when I was a sophomore in HS, and my parents made me turn it down b/c I was too young. For those you who don’t know… UT is the training facility for the U.S olympic team… so essentially I could have gone to the olympics…dammit!
    *worst online habit - not capitalizing my i’s … I guess I don’t think very highly of myself… LOL
    *highest I’ve ever been - I ate 1/4 of shrooms at bonnaroo and I think I saw the dead play… I just very vividly remeber crying and laughing at the same time and thinking that “Looks LIke Rain” was the most beautiful song I’ve ever heard and that i needed to call my mom and tell her I loved her.

more will follow I’m sure…

I guess I am truly the oldest person in this forum. I won’t disclose my age, but I will give you a hint.

I SAW THE DEAD FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 1981! But I wasn’t in High School yet…

Name: Sean
Age: 38
DOB: 10-30-67
Fav Phish Song: YEM
Pets: Rocky (Cat) Marley (dog)
Married to a Las Vegas local
Favorite Movie: Hannah and her sisters
Occupation: Law librarian
I was at the very last Dead show in Chicago

Oh wait…Marley is the same age as me!

Really? I thought I was the oldest by far, but looks like VERNIXX and I will form the Phish chapter of the AARP in 12 years…

We’ll have conversations like…'REMEMBER THE BIG BALL JAMS?" and talk about 'MARLEY THE DOG and WHEN SHE WAS ALWAYS SLEEPING UNDER PAGE’S PIANO AND BARKING AT THE FRONT ROW" (I actaully rememeber those days…what a great dog!).

Screwed up…he we go again.

Name: Michael
Age: 34
Born: December 10, 1970
Favorite Phish Song: Antelope (Kuroda’s swirling lights got me every time…set your gear shifts)
Sign: Sagittarius
Favorite Food: Bacon Cheese Burger, Pizza (only in NYC)and PB&J (boring, I know)
Pet: Deisel (Bullmastiff…otherwise known as The Weasel)
Job: High School English teacher (11th and 12th Grade), advisor of Increase the Peace (human rights/tolerance club at the high school)
Education: BA (English - Marist College), MA (Secondary Ed. - Hofstra University) Studied at UCC in Ireland in the summer of 2001…many thanks to Phish for the summer off to pursue a long awaited study abroad…at 30!
Favorite Bands: Phish (obviously), Stevie Ray Vaughn, Galactic, Keller, The Meters, The Beatles, Grateful Dead, Nick Drake, Christy Moore…
Vehicle: 1995 Nissan Pathfinder (She just won’t die)
Siblings: 1 Brother-32 yrs old and 1 Sister-28 yrs (both happily married which has my parents wondering when I’ll take the plunge)
Soul Mate: My girlfriend of six years, Michelle (we’ve been living together for three of those six)
Phish Cover: Any song by SRV
Phish Halloween Costume: Rush 2112
Favorite Beer: Guinness and Bud Bottle
Favorite Liquor: Jameson (neat)
Last Book Read: A Walk in the Woods (Bill Bryson)
Favorite Writers: Ralph Emerson (changed my life…his essay Nature rocked my world and I’ve never been the same since), Jack Kerouac (ditto), Christopher Durang (the best playwright this country has seen since Tennessee Williams), James Joyce (because he had the balls to leave Ireland and write about it…yet he is still celebrated there)
Smoke: Camel Lights
Other Smoke: Yes…lots
Favorite Teams: New York Mets and New York Jets (my grandfather taught me how to lose with dignity)
Hero: My mom.
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Clothes: Jeans, sneakers and a worked hoodie
Most Inspirational Place: Ireland (if you’ve been then you know, if you haven’t, then get there dammit!)
Favorite Phish member: Depends on my mood…I love them all
Favorite time of year: Summertime (duh…I’m off for 9 weeks)
Favorite Indoor Venue: The Knick, Albany, NY with MSG a close second
Favorite Outdoor Venue: Deer Creek
First Phish Show: MSG 10-21-96
Last Phish Show: Coventry
Favorite Message Board: Oh Kee Pa

I think I’ve said too much…yikes.

I feel like I’m writing a personals ad. :stuck_out_tongue:
Here goes.

Name: Brian
Age: 29
Born: 8/1/76
Sign: LEO
Job:Real estate appraisal & Social Studies Teacher
Vehicle: Bicycle & Public Transit
Siblings: 1 brother, 1 sister (I’m the middle child & yes I have a complex)
Favorite Phish Song: Silent in the Morning
Fighting for the top spot: Moma, Fee, Reba & Squirming Coil
Favorite Music: Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Tom Waits, Bob Marley, Jeff Buckley, Elliott Smith, Nick Drake, Radiohead, Wilco, Simon & Garfunkel, Cat Stevens,
Jerry Garcia,Common, Mos Def, Miles Davis, Pavement,
Velvet Underground, CCR, John Digweed, Buddy Holly,
Thievery Corporation, Masssive Attack, The Kinks,
Beach Boys, Secret Machines, B.R.M.C, Morphine,
Frank Sinatra, Billie Holiday, The Flaming Lips.
Favorite Writer: Jack Kerouac
Favorite Books: On the Road, Slaughterhouse five, & Lord Of The Rings
Favorite Artists: Renoir, Hopper, Pollack
Favorite Movies: Cool Hand Luke & One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
Favorite Actor: James Dean
Favorite Actress: Cate Blanchett
Favorite Playwright: Arthur Miller
Favorite Play: Hamlet
Smoke: Not cigarettes :wink:
Drink:Cheap Beer ( PBR & Old Style), Cheap Red Wine.
Favorite Food:Thai
Baseball:Chicago Cubs
Football:Pittsburgh Steelers & Notre Dame
Childhood Idol: Bill Buckner (Greatest hitter not in the Hall of Fame!)
Adult Idol: My father
Favorite Venue 4 sports: Notre Dame Stadium & Wrigley
Favorite Venue 4 music: Red Rocks & MSG
Favorite Time of year: Fall

:slight_smile:

We’ll have conversations like…'REMEMBER THE BIG BALL JAMS?" and talk about 'MARLEY THE DOG and WHEN SHE WAS ALWAYS SLEEPING UNDER PAGE’S PIANO AND BARKING AT THE FRONT ROW" (I actaully rememeber those days…what a great dog!).

I remember those days too. It’s was nice being in a small theater that was only 1/2 full.

My first Dead show was in '85. Trouble ahead, Jerry’s in red.

Name:Marianne
age:22
sign:capricorn
food: pizza, ny style. all other pizza sucks
drink: diet coke
beer: magic hat and leffe
favorite album of all time: come on thats a tough one.
hobbies: guitar, partying, rock climbing, hiking, travelling
book: The Phantom Tollbooth
movies: The Big Lebowski, The Royal Tennenbaums
hometown: Pleasantville, NY (yes, it is black and white)
education: Ithaca College B.A. Drama
drug of choice: shrooms
other music: grateful dead, tea leaf green, string cheese incident, talking heads, simon & garfunkel, rolling stones, led zep, pink floyd, the doors, janis, jimi, blind melon, counting crows, david bowie, 10,000 maniacs
current favorite phish song: fluffhead
favorite phish covers: rock n’ roll, roses are free
ambitions: actor/ musican.

i think thats good for now

Name: Jordan
Age:16
Favorite Book: Lord of the Rings
Favorite Bands: Allman Brothers, Phish, Traffic, Neil Young, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Blind Faith, Widespread Panic, Yes, Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, Marshall Tucker, Perpetual Groove, Jason Ricci and New Blood, SRV, Robert Randolph, CSNY, Grateful Dead
Favorite Movie:Lord of the Rings (all three)
Favorite Non-Phish Song: In Memory of Elizabeth Reed
Favorite Phish Song: You Enjoy Myself
Favorite Musicains:Duane Allman, Greg Allman, Trey Anastasio, Steve Winwood(non 80s), Neil Young, Eric Clapton, Derek Trucks, SRV, Keith Emerson

yeah im a big lotr fan