I cannot f_ckin believe this one…
I could do that…where do I sign up?
Edit - okay, I guess it’s fake. No one’s going to hire me to be an ass.
One day, a rabbi was walking along the Blue Mat Lowwalk, in the Downby Forest, just beyond the land of Trids.
As he came upon the bridge over the Nustleberry Rill, he spotted a troll who hung there beneath. And curiously he noted that each time one of the neighboring Trids would cross the bridge over the rill, the troll would alight from his perch, and silently, effortlessly accost each unsuspecting Trid by kicking it square in it’s Triddy little buttocks. Ouch!
The rabbi, a caring man as most rabbis tend to be, watched in bewilderment as the scene was duplicated faithfully as each Trid crossed the bridge, in either direction.
He then implemented an idea that if he would cross the bridge and the troll came out to kick him, he would turn on his assailant first and find out why he did this thing to the Trids.
So the rabbi crossed the bridge and waited for the troll to come out. But nothing happened. No troll attack. So he waited a second, and crossed back the other way. Again nothing happened. He tried a third and a fourth time and still he was not kicked by the troll.
Upon that, he walked beneath the bridge to where the troll waited and watched so ceaselessly for the next Trid, and asked the vigilant creature, " Excuse me, troll. I’ve been watching what you’re doing to the Trids each time they cross your bridge, but noticed that you didn’t bother me when I crossed it."
With a contemptible trolly glare from his eye, he leaned toward the rabbi who stood beneath him and disdainfully corrected him, “Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids”.
i’m not sure what all of this really means.
can somebody hire a troll to explain it to me?