Roger Clemens , Hall o famer or juiced up jerkoff?

Non-Phish General
#17

I did notice that, and MIGHT have to start giving Duquette a little more credit, he did sign Manny and Pedro after all, and that turned out pretty well.

Yesterday morning before reading the report my uncle asked me if Roger was juicing while with the Sox and my kneejerk reply was no, probably once he left for Toronto. I guess that wasn’t so farfetched.

#18

Q4T

#19

“It should all count” meaning that everything noted in the Mitchell Report should count against the “offenders”?

I assume that’s what was meant, not “all the records should count”.

#20

#21

It begins.

#22

Roid rage or to much blow?

#23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuoLCZroKrg

This is actually fairly entertaining. Just watch.

#24

I’d have to go with juiced up jerk off but before the juice he was just a jerk off.

lol

Anyway he was an awesome pitcher before the roids so you can’t take that from him.

#25

it just sucks because theres still no hard evidence against anyone and there might not ever be

#26

Lest we not forget this fantastic piece of announcing:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9frdnvnfSTM

#27

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0712/mlb.mitchell.report/content.1.html

#28

That was for training! He listed “personal trainer” as occupation! He trained them all personally!

#29

Whatever helps ya sleep at night.

#30

sorry, insert [/sarcasm] ^^

#31

Oh I know.

He must have been one hell of a trainer.

Is that actually the defense being used?

They might as well use the Twinkie defense.

#32

Kick all these mofos out of baseball!

#33

Rumor has it strikeout-obsessed Roger Clemens, already the father of Koby, Kory, Kacy and Kody, is ready for his next two children, namely Kream and Klear.

#34

all his cy youngs with the red sox count but not with the stanks

#35

I feel like a genius since Roger has always been one of the “guys I swear are on roids” I KNEW IT! He’s always looked larger than his Red Sox days. If it’s too good to be true, it usually is.

Stevo

#36

More fuel for the fire, Pettite admits he’s a cheat

Through agent Randy Hendricks, Pettitte confirmed the anecdote contained in the Mitchell Report, which stated that the left-hander experimented with HGH on two occasions while rehabilitating elbow tendinitis from April 21 to June 14, 2002, when he was on the disabled list and working out in Tampa, Fla.

“I had heard that human growth hormone could promote faster healing for my elbow,” Pettitte said. “I felt an obligation to get back to my team as soon as possible. For this reason, and only this reason, for two days I tried human growth hormone.”