There are many restaurants here in NJ that don’t have licenses to sell alcohol, so you get to bring your own beer or wine typically. You’re not supposed to bring hard liquor, but most of them look the other way when you do.
The NJ liquor license laws are antiquated and the only reason they don’t change them is because the bureaucrats get too much shakedown money in selling them.
do you have to pay an uncorking fee or anything?
man…we need that shit around here…buy a bottle at the restaurant for 50 that you could get for 20 at a store. talk about weak tits.
No shit. i bought this bag of stuff that cost 50 cents to grow for $50 retail!
50 cents, eh?
If you break it down!
just one nite i’d like you not to make me cry.
I drive a Dodge Stratus.
im a division manager! people are afraid of me!!
This chicken is delicious.
Cheesy Gordita Crunch?
you kiss your mother with that mouth?
^ That is his mother’s name dummy!
BWWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
thats gross you sonafabitch
spiderman will put an end to all this bickering!
Is there anything better than working when you have an awful head cold? SO stoked to be here today. Been running fever off and on all week and the congestion is quite lovely as well. .
Also, there is a VERY attractive, yet highly obnoxious man awaiting my return home. I’m not entirely excited about this. As a matter of fact, I’m not at all excited. I find myself becoming annoyed everytime he speaks and ESPECIALLY when he laughs. My friends and my daughter have all made comments about the laugh. It’s really goofy and obnoxious. My daughter flat out mocked it to his face. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in all my life. What a fun girl she is!
^^ hahahah!!
Is this the bible guy? It’s like your posts are documenting the evolution of a crush with rose tinted glasses to a extreme dislike of his little habits…or every time his mouth opens.
If it’s not him at all then… :-X
yeah, same guy. I think I’m going to have a chat with him tonight, lol.
OH MY GOD.
Ok, so I know you don’t know the back story to why this phrase is so funny, but no fear, I’m going to tell you.
So my best friend Roma and I were walking down a street here in Norfolk called Granby St. It’s about a 2 miles stretch of nothing but bars,clubs and restaurants so after 8PM on the weekends it turns into one big bar crawl…
anywho…
We were coming out of a bar named Time Lounge when we came across a gaggle of your token dickhead bar creatons, but they’re all sitting in this area (looked like a penalty box for drunk losers to me, but I digress…) when one of them decides to be ever so eloquent by yelling at the top of his lungs " YO SWEETHEART! YOU GOT THE SWEETEST ASS I EVER SEEN! WHEN YOU GONNA LET ME AND MY BOYS TAP THAT?"
So at this point I figure I’m going to keep on walking - I will rise above since immaturity of that caliber deserves little response, right? Apparently this guy didn’t take well to the silent treatment since his immediate response to none from me was " THATS’S OK, KEEP ON WALKIN’ YOU WERE PROBABLY A DIRTY WHORE ANYWAYS"
Now at that point, it was really a matter of principle, me saying something. Not so much b/c he hurt my pride; everyone within earshot could easily tell this guy was a prize douchebag and how can you really ever be insulted by someone who is a walking insult themselves, but just the sheer fact that he felt as though he could speak to a woman like that b/c she didn’t dig him was more than I could overlook, so I felt behooved to turn around and tell him that he was “a real class act and that really, if he were a woman, would he sleep with himself?”
his only reply was " Of course! look at me! I’m the shit AND I drive a Dodge Stratus!!! How could you not want THIS!!!??
At which point I turned on my heel and walked away.
I just love it when other people win an argument for me, bury themselves all nice and neat and put the shovel away as well.
Brings a smile to my face.
Anyways… I just thought that was so ironic that you said that. Not that I would lump you in with that guy by any means, but still…it was funny.
I dated a guy who drove a dodge stratus…hmmm…nahhhh, couldn’t be him.