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Wait what?
I’m cornfused.
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Wait what?
I’m cornfused.
I get it!
Makes perfect sense to me.
Nevermind…this whole thing could get me in loads of trouble if my “girlfriend” ever checks the OKP.
^ha ha, def steer clear of trouble
Another weekend wasted at ye old hospital. Not like I had anything better to do, but that’s completely beside the point. Hopefully some of you kids have plans that I can pretend are mine. Anybody? Anybody?
I gotta fuckin’ shovel snow today.
a lot of it too I think
I haven’t even looked outside but my Dad just called me and theres already a couple inches on the ground. Fuck. well, I guess that is the only responsibility I’ll have all day though.
Wooo…party thread!
I’m fucking limp-dicked and lock-jawed today. X-mas part-tay tonight…so I’ve got to go get some new threads and pick up some festive cannabis. I really should probably never drink again. Buddy blacked out in my bathroom last night and probably has a brutal concussion. He fell and hit his head against the bathtub TWICE! Did I ever laugh…I really don’t even know the guy, but he was supposed to go home to his old lady after school and he just ended up partying on campus, then he goes home, she’s really pissed off at him, and they were supposed to both come over here to party. She just dropped him off, and then she gets the call, “yeah, your boyfriends dead and passed out in the bathroom of Klein’s. Can you come get him?”…he must have heard about it when he got home.
What else? Oh yeah, lots of smoking hot young ladies over last night…but they all seemed to be on a curfew. Erin would definately never talk to me again if I told her to be home by a certain time. Why can’t couples just lead their own lives, and not try to impose all these restrictions on the other person. If you’re in love, you’re going to come home to that person at the end of the night.
I do not want to go shopping, or do anything…I don’t even want to think about how cold it is out there…alright…did the conversion for y’all…3.2 degrees Farenheit. Not nearly as bad as it’s been this week.
Have a great weekend kids. Party a bit will ya?
im about to go rake some fuckin leaves.
its ok if youre jealous.
I am not jealous one bit.
I’ve often wondered what the generally accepted consensus for the quantity denoted by the word “bit” would be.

It is slightly more than an “iota.”
WEEN was AWESOME last night! I’m totally a believer now. Then my friend teh Ummster and I went downtown to catch the Breakfast. We had a raging dance party in the front row! I was so happy that my friend who recently denounced all jam band came out too. Afterwards Ummster and I were able to get downstairs and chill with the band, since I got to hang out with Tim Palimeri when he played in my town the other week so we managed to get to party with them. Then we walked the streets to get to this bar which ended up being closed! So we went off on our separate ways to catch the early morning trains. I walked home at 7am from the train and it was cold and the sun was coming up. If I didn’t know better it did not feel like the morning! As I was walking up to my house I saw my Dad who was leaving to go out on a run.
Then I went to bed and slept for a long time. I still kinda feel hungover and my head really hurts. I’m supposed to go to the city tonight and party with my friend for her birthday. But I just want to do nothing and stay in bed and have a bisco dance party in my head.
is that a quote from a song?
and raking sucked. its too damn cold out there. now i have to figure out something with my car…it leaks antifreeze…pretty badly. sprays out of the top of the engine. and i found out a friend of mine is in jail. and it does NOT look good.
this saturday is craptastic so far.
nope I just made it up. maybe I can put it in a song!
yeah you should…i was gonna say if it isnt a song quote it should be.
It’s paraphrased from a Hall & Oates song.
Don’t you guys know anything?
Not doing anything today. Feel like shit. I think I have bird flu.
sitting around wasting time
soon i’ll be feelin fine
when the pizza’s cooked and I am feed
is when i’ll be back in my head
till then thats all I got
I know it’s not a lot