Seems like one thread has veered a little off course, so I thought I’d take the liberty of starting a Seinfeld thread. This should be good for some laughs…
Post your favorite episode, classic dialogue, trivia questions, little known facts, etc. Go nuts!
Oh i could talk about this for days…best show ever…never gets old
i can’t think of my favorite episode but the kenny roger’s roasters keeps coming to mind
newman: “VILE WEEED!”
also…anything with putty or george’s dad in it is great
LONG LIVE THE SEIN!
I love the “spongeworthy” episode… because that is SO how women think… " Is this dude worthy of making my total count of guys that I have been with jump up one?.. NAH…"
Classic 
I love all the episodes with Lloyd Braun…“Serenity Now…Insanity Later”…
The episode with the gum is first class as well…Banya is gold too…“Why don’t they call it roundtine? That’s gold Jerry!”
HAHA…banya…forgot about him
gold jerry PURE GOLD!..dinner at mendy’s
Next to Alex P. Keaton, George is the greatest television character ever!
I personally enjoy when Jerry goes to visit his parents (always a hoot) and Kramer ends up running for condo association president. he and morty team up. they give out those devices (i cant remember, what are those called???!!) but they’re cheap knock offs. everyone is obsessed with using them as a tip calculator. one guy finds out he can’t use it b/c it doesn’t have a ‘7’ and he yells “I’m ruined!” classic.
Wizards!^
“My Wallet…MY WALLET. Somebody took my wallet…”
“Could you describe the RUCUS???”
“You took a chip, and YOU dipped, and YOU TOOK A BITE…and THEN YOU DIPPED AGAIN. THAT’S LIKE PUTTING YOUR MOUTH ON THE BOWL!!!”
That’s it!!
haha
“Kramer! I dug up Fredo now lets cut him open!”
on an episode i just saw…the frogger episode
jerry’s girlfriend buys herself a bonnet and him a wide-brimmed amish hat…she put it on jerry, he takes it off and says, “hey, why don’t you put this in the car so i don’t accidentally throw it in that dumpster”
that was a laugh out loud experience for me…
^ I also just watched that episode.
“It’s an Entemann’s.”
“Do they have a castle in Windsor?”
“No, they have their own section at the end of the aisle.”
Is that the one where Elaine took a bite of Peterman’s expensive cake and had to replace it?
Indeed.
Jerry: Please…not in my home
seinfeld trivia eh? the executive producer is named suzie greenberg and a 94/95 era doniac schvice had a picture of the boys posing with a cardboard cutout of jerry.
Or just Suzy Green on Curb Your Enthusiasm…
I do believe I heard somewhere that there is a Superman figurine (“It’s a statue!”) in every episode.
Jerry’s love of Superman is well-known…the footrace episode is a good one. But that’s an interesting thing to keep in mind whenever I watch it from now on!!