Two of my all time favorites:
-The episode with Jerry having the overdue library book
-The episode where George runs out his girlfriends apartment screaming “FIRE! FIRE!” and knocks all the kids and older women down while he is running out and then for his explanation afterwards he tells them how he was trying to get them lower to the ground…classic…
All of them are classic…
-When Kramer gets the job where he really doesn’t work there and he and Jerry act as if they’re an old married couple. Kramer walks in late for dinner in a suit carrying a briefcase while Jerry waits with a cold plate of chicken.
-“Just trying to get ahead.”
-“Either way we can’t keep you on.”
-“I don’t even really work here.”
-“That’s what makes this so difficult.”
(I always wondered what Kraner actually would have written on that pad…one can only imagine how insanely ridiculous it would be)
You can’t forget Kramerica and the NYU internship or the Van Guy/Anthony Quinn T-Shirt/No-mail protest episode with Wilford Brimley as the Postmaster General.
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Just saw the episode where Jerry is forced to race his high school nemesis, Duncan Meyer, again (while dating a Lois). The best part is near the end where he wins and is racing back to be congratulated by the group and Elaine is running towards him and he smacks her out of the way to get to Lois.
"You got me blacklisted from Hop-Sings??!!!
Thought I would bump this back to the front for AntelopE.
What episodes do you like?
The Chinese Restaurant: “We Live in a Society” -george after he gets snubbed for the pay phone
How about “I’m out there Jerry and I’m lovin every minute of it” --kramer on free-ballin
I agree, George and his parents might be the funniest family on TV ever. Unbelievably great.
theyre doin an awesome job puttin these the dvds in a timely manner. 6 seasons came out between last november and this. AWESOME. watchin season 6 now. great episodes.
“You pass youre stone yet?” George
“No, but the suspense is killin me.” Kramer
sorry bout that again
just found this site, I’m sure there are better ones out there, but it has some pretty funny quotes:
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs/user/vernon/www/vandelay/quotes_013195
so you have an eyepatch now?
i was in the pool!!
Stella!!!
I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things
“Ya know, if it was socially acceptable, I’d drape myself in velvet.” george
sorry this is so small…but its an interesting phish/seinfeld connection…this chick is one of the producers of the show. i got the cap from my new season 5 dvds
twiiiiiiix
Best episode: The Outing
quote for today. Kramer after snubbing Jerry’s ex. ‘I understand women! They love the snub.’
heres a question, if you were to match up each 4 members of seinfeld with phish, whos most like who? Yes I kno its a very easy quetion
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i tried it and there really is no concrete answer. there are a few combinations…
Both Fishman or Mike could be Kramer. Is Trey Jerry?
Who is George? Fishman?
That would make Page Elaine? I don’t think so.
So confusing…
not so easy for me either
yeah, that cant happen