December 23rd - Happy Festivus to all. Who will take part in The Feats of Strength? Festivus is not over until the head of the OhKeePa has been pinned to the ground. Ian, where are you? It’s show time. ;D
I have my Festivus Pole up. Now time to air my grievances.
Alexsaidno, I hate Mike’s black cat! I am allergic… 
Yes a happy Festivus to the OKP. Tonite i’ll be airing my grievences at a dinner with all my peeps. Then it’s on to the feat’s of strength ( a whirley ball match). And then of course we will respek the poll. And the Volcano!
bigb… breaking out the big toys on this bestest of holidays.
WhirleyBall fucking rules!!!
“Show this card at any participating Orlando area Exxon station, to get your free Save the Tiger poster.”
MULVA?
Hoochie mama! Hoochie mama!
Serenity Now!!!
I missed Seinfeld tonight because I was on the OhKeePa… I caught the last 15 min. of the second episode…
Just thought I’d tell y’all that I prefer the OKP over Seinfeld tonight… that’s big…
kramer punching the mugger on the bus, then driving the bus, then fighting of the mugger while driving the bus, meanwhile makin all the stops. damn i love this show…
Kramer falling off of the runway at the bachelor auction. I love how he’s being such a suave greaseball and pointing at all of the ladies in the audience and you can tell it’s coming and then BAM! He falls. Funny shit.
Well, I got gonorrhea.
I know I’m probably the only person in North America that thinks this, but to me Seinfeld is a boring, contrived, pointless load of crap. I’ve given it a chance too. My buddy sat me down and force fed me like seven or eight episodes in a row… there wasn’t a single thing that struck me as funny. Maybe it’s the laugh track. I don’t know.
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i was that same exact way for years. seriously. i just didn’t “get it.” but now, for whatever reason, i do. i don’t know what clicked. i was probably high as a kite and something clicked. but i dont smoke anymore and it’s still funny. but i definitely see why people think it’s not funny.
My best friends are huge Seinfeld fans. At first, it was really hard for me to get into it. For me, it was definitely the laugh track (Family Guy is the only show that used the laugh track in the right way). But then, there were some episodes that were decent-to-good. Not my favorite show, but as you can see in some of my above posts, there is some comedy to it.
And oddly enough, these guys don’t get The Simpsons the way I do. THASA CRAAAAZYYYYYYYY!!!
YOU TELL ME TO START PAKISTANI RESTAURANT BUT NO PEOPLE COME! DO YOU SEE PEOPLE JERRY? WHERE? SHOW ME PEOPLE?
-babu’s pakistani restaurant
___Pennypacker-Kramer
Kell (?) Varnsen- Jerry
Art Van Delay-George
I see this has already been answered, but I do like trivia!
“Let me tell you something, funny boy… You know that little
stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well,
that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to
me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you
want to. I’ve seen your type before – flashy, making the
scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you’re
thinking… Why’s this guy making such a big stink about
old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe
we can live without libraries, people like you and me…
Maybe. Sure, we’re too old to change the world. What about
that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch
of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and
wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers.
Doesn’t he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about
overdue fines and missing books, you’d better think again.
This is about that kid’s right to read a book without getting
his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld…
Maybe that’s how you get your kicks… You and your goodtime
buddies… I’ve got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is
over.”
- Lt. Bookman, in “The Library”
I use that name when I sing Karaoke.
The episode with the pen that writes upside down was on the other night. So funny.
Elaine, doing her best drug-induced Brando impression gets me every time.