Sex

hmmmm… funny things.

^yes, yes

Ya know the word “donate” actually is supposed to be said “Do-Nate”!

Somebody do Nate! Do him! Do him now! Do him good! Do him sideways! Do him up teh_poopshoot!

hahahahharaahraharahrahrahrahh!

runs away streaming manical laughter

^actually I’m still here.

Here take this…

Hands GOLD some Vicoden, now goto sleep

smiling…

Nate? Nate who? Naughty Nate? No worries…the Squirrel Master will protect me.

C O C K S N O T

^ Ummm? Spooks?

I was wanting to buy sex on sat. night while at the strip club but them ho’s ain’t worth the price of admission. Gonna find me a washy washy, jK

the whole trip to the strip club has my senses skewed for a few days

thats the worst part about the strip joint, the next day you are kinda half heartedly expecting to see big breasted naked females climbing poles all over the place. Like your brain is like “look, over there, near the lamp post, theres a hot girl… but damn she’s got her clothes on”

Anybody ever been to the strip club while tripping? I was talking to a buddy about this and decided it may be worth the adventure. I figured I don’t trip often, or visit the strip clubs, so might as well do both on the same occassion. Could be a real good time, or ???

I like the Bannana / Peach spray on mist they use, makes me hard fer weeks…Matter’o’Fast, Speak of the devil…

Gotta go…

^did you “Gotta go” to the strip club today?

what a poser thread

^ coming from a good POSER that makes me warm and horny…

who needs sex? i want my OKP shirt!!

I’VE GOT BEAVER FEVER.

^Sadly his only outlet is the sex thread :stuck_out_tongue:

So to help this along…

WET POOSY!

sweaty purple meat curtain

rug munchin monkeys

my new band name:

Cock Vein and the Vaginal Secretions.

look for us on tour in a city near you-ou-ou-ou!

My band is “Nice Ass Donna”

I don’\t need to BUy sex, a need to pay BitCHEs to stop FUCKing me !!

fluffy is on a rampage today…jeezus, ked.