Dudes I worked this up o’er the last few weeks, and just multitracked it tonight … click the link for teh audio … hope you enjoy!
You’re A Ding Bat (Whatever You Do)
You say that I’m a Ding-A-Ling
You’re a Ding-A-Ling ling too
Come on admit it whether you’re a jerk
Or whether you’re cool
Inside you feel insulted
And offended a little bit too
You might as well accept it
You’re a dingbat whatever you do
So what, so what, so what, big deal
Inventing the wheel
We’re slipping on a big banana peel
Move your butt, move your butt, move your butt
Big Stan, I’m holding a ham
This pan is too big for the ham
And it’s sliding around the pan
Your Aunt Matilda’s nosy
Your Uncle Tony is me
I’m singing made up words
Where we all know the lyrics should be
Let’s grab a fat thesaurus
And a brontosaurus or two
It’s time to sing, you know what’s not a thing?
Is vanilla beef stew
All of a sudden several
Random people go outside
And they pass around a bowl
And even Mom gets high
They’ll be giggling, goofing off and then
Their eyes will be bloodshot
And the children will wonder
What their parents got: Pot! Pot! Pot!
There’s a beer spill on the sofa
And it’s turning brown
It’s a good thing that these people
Are still out of town
Cuz they’re gonna be mad when they come in
To see their couch is stained
We’re waiting to see if they lash out at us
Or if they’re restrained
You say that I’m a Ding-A-Ling
You’re a Ding-A-Ling ling too
Come on admit it whether you’re a jerk
Or whether you’re cool
Inside you feel insulted
And offended a little bit too
You might as well accept it
You’re a dingbat whatever you do
