I know many of you will be heading back to some level of school within the next few weeks. From what I can recall, Spooks is heading to some small college in the hills of Tennessee, Fluffy and Buster to Burlington, I believe. Who else?
Are you Frosh looking forward to beginning college away from home? I don’t know about the rest of you, but I loved it, even though my very first roommate, Frankie Novak from Yonkers, NY was a certified hypocondriac with a really bad NY lisp, who always complained about his aches and pains.
As a matter of fact, he bitched one time about injuring his foot in phys ed that first semester (actually it was a quarter, since SUNY New Paltz was on the quarter system when I enrolled), something that I never believed really happened. So he took his jock strap and hung it from the springs of the upper bunk (the room was for three people with a bunk and a single, and since I got there first, I took the single, Frankie taking the lower bunk), so that he could rest his injured foot in it for relief.
I used to invite people in from the wing to witness this therapy because no one believed me. I moved in with some other friends I had made after that first quarter, and I don’t think Frankie made it past the second one. But for some reason, I have no doubt that he’s not some successful businessman, selling wholesale urinal cakes in Manhattan somewhere.
So what about it, are you folks excited and ready for the new school year?
I’ll miss that.