Stumpedia

Non-Phish General
#1

http://www.stumpedia.com/instantanswers.html

ask away and enjoy

some of these people are hilarious, yet sick fucks.

#2

I asked “why isn’t it wasn’t friday, today?”

Two answers:

  1. Because life is cruel.
  2. Because I lack access to a time machine.

Smartasses.

#3

Well, answer #2 seems to make sense.

I love literalists.

#4

Actually, I asked that same question and I got:

Because Friday was 3 days ago, and it is 4 days to the next Friday.

#5

I asked what the meaning of life is?

To be like everyone else.

sweet

#6

Tigers appearently sleep in my crotch, not lily patches.

And no one will answer if rhinos run from thunder.

#7

I asked “How do I play ogg movie files?” (a real problem I’m trying to figure out)

I got: “Either nobody in the Stumpedia network is available or no one chooses to answer your question. Do you want to send your question to other users outside the Stumpedia network?”

Jerks…

I also asked “What is Phish’s best song?” and it loaded for about ten minutes before I closed the window…it must have made their heads explode.

Stevo

#8

Qstn: When will Phish reunite?

Ans: No clue.

Honest, but useless.

#9

I actually asked “Why did Phish break up” and the first response was “Because they sucked.”

#10

hahah you can download the program and be the one answering questions…

its rather fun!!!

#11

I downloaded the program, but I’ve only been asked one question so far.

Question: Why is advertising works?

My answer: The sex helps.

#12

I asked "Who Sings the Song “Life is a Highway”? kind of as a trick question. I wanted to see if they knew. It took too long for a response. But the right answer is Tom Cochrane.