The Contest II

Non-Phish General
#5

I just heard a clip on O&A last week of an interview on one of the newschannels with Ernest Borgnine, academy award winning actor for the movie Marty in the mid 50’s, and star of the TV show, McHale’s Navy in the 60’s. The interviewer commented on how spry Borgnine was and how good he looked at 91 or 92, and he responded by saying it was because he masturbated everyday.

Abstinence from any habit or routine is always good to do. It allows you to experience modest forms of deprivation thereby understanding that existence isn’t dependent on your habits. Also changes perspectives about the world and yourself.

I, on the other hand, all pun intended, want to be spry at 92.

#6

bwahahahaha that is a good one

#7

Trippy!!

I think midnight on Sunday (first thing Monday morning) should be the start time. Nothing good happens after midnight, especially on a Saturday night.

I’m in. Depending on my situation for #2, I’m feelin’ pretty good.

#8

So we can do it with others, just not do it with ourselves?

#9

Il beat all you guys, I’m having hip surgery monday and will be in the hospital for 2 weeks beat that!

#10

You mean the hip surgery and ensuing recovery will physically prevent yourself from cranking one out? Or just the fact that you’re in the hospital?

#11

Damn…I’ve been in this relationship for 6 years. Masturbation is my bread and butter. There is no way I can win this contest, but dammit, I’m in. If my typing seems to be a bit off this weekend, it’s because I’ll be doing it with one hand most of the time. I might have to take an early coffee break here just to make sure I get in as much me-time as I can over the next few days.

#12

I will definatly be a little impodent for a few weeks, did you have a chance to check out the video of my surgery i posted?

#13

in case you missed it

[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/hhvuoGDI2o0&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

as your hip connects very close to your twig and berries I don’t expect Il be rubbing one out for 2-3 weeks and then Il just have my ladyfreiend do it, I got this contest in the bag what do I win?

#14

Sorry, I was pretty fucking stoned when I posted that and I completely forgot about the existence of Saturday.

#15

It’s all good.

Once you get out of school and start running the rat race, you’ll NEVER do that again.

#16

No crap. I never know what month or day it is, but damn, I know when Saturday’s here.

And I’d join but there’s no point…I just got this pile of celebrity sex scenes from a friend so I’ll busy researching that for a while…like I need the motivation…

Stevo

#17

I’ll go ahead and let you all kneel before your winner now. No need in even trying to beat me. I’m female. I can withhold for years :slight_smile:

#18

Who ended up winning last time? Anyone know?

#19

i think mommamomma

#20

i believe it was Moma the Sex Camel who took the non-existant prize.

#21

I started yesterday. My last time was on Tuesday. I’ll see how long I can go. Probably not long…

Probably not gonna have any sex either, judging by my awesome luck…

#22

Could the people who wish to participate add their names to this list:

1 - The Fluffy One

#23

::slams money down on counter::
I’M OUT

#24

1 - The Fluffy One
2 - Phinest

Yeah, I’m in this, yo!