nice work Marianne… i too like the “ass crunch” bit, everyone can relate. and no more dating hippies??? REALLY!!! heheee, that’s funny.
^sorry most of the hippie dudes proved to be losers!
I gotta side with Marianne. Everybody here knows my afinity for the bearded, long haired, and/or dready. But after playing sugar mama the last 9 years to the JOBLESS, bearded, long haired, and/or dready, I think I’ve finally had my fill.
if you can’t tell a guy that looks like this isn’t a winner, I don’t feel bad for you gals at all!!
yeah, I routinely date burnouts with perpendicular teeth :
There’s not a damn thing wrong with how they look…they just need jobs ha. I can’t help it. Clean cut guys just don’t do it for me. Not even a little. I think I’m retired from dating indefinitely.
Maybe you just need some Old Greg in your life.
You’ve seen my mix-up!
Its just sad because I did just meet a really nice one, cute, my age, and with some really great dance moves, but no job or any sort of ambition. But I dont want to just get rid of him, but whatever, these guys always get over me within a month anyway…
If anyone is gonna be in NYC Area within the next month and wants to come out for some comedy. I got some shows:
January 31st at 7:00 Times Square Arts Center - $12/ 2 drink minimum
February 6th at 6:30 Gotham Comedy Club - $ 10/ 2 drink minimum. call for reservations 212-367-9000
February 16th at 8:00 Caroline’s Comedy Club - $5/ 2 drink minimum. call for reservations (212) 757-4100
ha ha, that shit is funny, I’m oldddd greeeggg
his skit with the Parliament funkadelic is some funny shit
cool jokes funky, enjoying them
hahha, great stuff Marianne!!!
Live from New York
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF-M3T98yJc
unedited and unsensored.
it was a small crowd that night, but lots of fun!
Now that is The Funny!
Excellent job Marianne, I know I am unable to do such things.
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…but at the end of the night I was like “hey, keep in touch, don’t be a stranger” and he gave me this really weird look, so i muttered “or be a stranger and go fuck yourself.”… quote]
This was fuckign hilarious. Seriously…great freaking line. the say you shoudl start and end strong…this should be your end…and leave out the “it just came out part”…just so 'be a stanger, and Go Fuck yourself! I’m Marieanne noona, and you guys have been great, thx" Drop the mic on the stage and walk off.
I read the other material you are working on, and you certainly are getting a good amount of ‘dating’ material to make it a strong finish.
I tried to do stand-up a couple of times…nothing extreme, just some open mics.
i did the whole 'carry a notebook and wirter down funny shit; thing, and tried to piece it all together.
The last time I did it…got up, stared at the crowd…forgot everythign i wanted to say…and walked off. I then paced the parking lot for about 45min (freezing my ass off) reciting my stuff over and over again.
Walked back in, and delived my stand up…i think I got 3 little laughs…but hey, i did it.
Looks like you have a gig at Caroline’s Monday night…good luck!
Let’s see if i can redeem myself from a shitty quote attempt.
^hey, thanks for watching! and by the way, I do get a lot of material by carrying my notebook around. But I just do freewrites about stuff I was thinking about before. examples:
Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night…and wish you had a bed pan?
It seems to me as if networking is really just kissing some ass so someone will give a you a job. If you’re lucky maybe you’ll get an internship. Which is really glorified slavery. Slavery is still alive and well in America, under the guise of an internship.
I really have no desire to be famous. It just seems like too much of a responsibility. I wanna be able to walk down the street and make a jackass out of my self and not have to read about it in Page 6 of the NY Post. which isn’t even on Page 6, why do they call it that? Or I dont wanna find a picture of myself smoking a bong in US Weekly. There is a section in US Weekly called The Stars are just like us. There was a picture of Ben Affleck walking out of the grocery store with a big stash of Toliet Paper, thats my favorite one. The stars are just like us. their shit stinks just as bad as ours does!
Good stuff FB. I like your wit and down-home NYC attitude… very good…
Bump, this ruled, nicely done!!!
dude marianne that video was funny as shit. i love your style, it’s very laid back and sorta unpredictable. id love to see more clips of your stand-up.
“can’t you at least buy a smile?” 
youtube video was hilarious, and i mean it. definitely need to get “brave the ass crunch” in there. some really funny stuff tho.
also, on a side note, did y’all see on the simpsons 20th anniversary special or know already that “d’oh” is also in the oxford english dictionary. i just thought of that cuz the first time i heard “meh” was on the simpsons.
Ok everyone, here is my newest comedy appearance.
The end part is a bit of trainwreck. but no matter!
youtube.com/watch?v=8hBmsBsxA7w
enjoy!