The Hypothetical Situation Game

Non-Phish General
#69

^ :laughing: Yeah, I would buy a really solid amount of that, and then a bunch of land and gold. Weird that doojer said that, because that’s exactly what I thought of. Some land in northern New Hampshire, some land in western Montana, some land in the high desert near Taos, New Mexico, some land in western North Carolina, and some land in interior Alaska.

And I would give my parents a retirement. Or at least a couple million to get them started off right. I can think of nobody who deserves that money more than them.

#70

I wouldn’t feel bad throwing 5 mil down for this bad boy (I could probably talk 'em down to 4 :laughing:)… but I’d have to use all my gold to keep it up. :confused:

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#71

Wasn’t the stipulation of Brewster’s Millions was that he had to spend the money, but could not buy anything that would maintain or increase the value of the purchase?

That’s why he spent all that money buying political campaigne ads for “none of the above”. That’s a sure way to piss away ten million. Just ask Jon Corzine or Mike Bloomberg.

#72

New question

There are five, maybe six :wink: , senses the human has.

You are only born with one. Which one do you want?

#73

i wanna hear!

#74

:open_mouth:

That place is ridiculous.

#75

Never post a new question at the page break! :stuck_out_tongue:

But, the 6th… of course. Duh.

#76

I’m gonna approach it this way: What would I miss most without each sense?

Taste = Steak w/Beer
Hearing = Music (Mostly teh Phish)
Smell = Weed
Sight = TV/Porn
Touch = Sexual gratification of any kind!

Yep, I’ll keep my sense of touch please. :angel:

#77

i’d keep my sight. i wanted to say hearing for music but i don’t think i could live without sight.

i’d still be able to drive, go hiking, probably keep some kind of a job and still be independent.

and even though you couldn’t taste beer i bet you could still feel the effects :wink:

#78

Sight. Yup.

#79

New question…

If I can’t think of any more good hypothetical questions, would you all notice?

(and yes, I know I haven’t come up with any good ones… so someone take over)

#80

Sight period.

#81

There’s a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

Oh wait. I think I’m in the wrong thread.

#82

Tell that Wildcat behind the wheel that she looks like a man sometimes, but then end up making out with her on the tarmac. Only to have her leave me and go on a cruise with some other schmuck. And then the cruise liner gets hijacked, and she’s has another bad day.
Sucks to be you, little lady. Maybe you shouldn’t have left me for some other dude! :wave:

#83

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#84

Heres one. Death by drowning or burn

#85

Drowning. Burning would like, hurt and stuff.

#86

Drowning…since I could still “hypothetically” be having sex while drowning, but I’d probably find it pretty hard to get laid while on fire.

#87
  1. Put on Ghillie Suit.
  2. Cover (and I mean cover) in the weed.
  3. Burn.
#88

You are in a room. One door, no windows, one red button on a pedastal. The pedastal has a sign, “DO NOT PUSH”.

Do you leave the room, or push the button?