but they were the fat, stupid ewoks…the outcasts…
…we’re talkin fat, mini-wook lookin, dirty, crusty ‘n’ custy ewoks. Needless to say this would be enough in itself to scare the poor bastard shitless, but upon realizing his nose was nostril deep in the taint of the fattest ugliest custiest ewok of them all, my man was absolutely spooked! All he could do was…
let it ride.
And then came the author of the Western Burrito Conservation Act , only to…
shit on his left hand and eat it while stroking his friends…
earlobe. trying to milk the wax out of his ear to sculpt a bust of…
greg____ getting in the zone with oreos
the crustiest and custiest oreos of them all
No double stuffs here to be sure
when all of a sudden Edmund sprund from the earlobe and crashed into a table where
Bob Weir
had shat on a turtle
The turtle angry at Bob Weir and Greg
Said fuck this shit ima bout to bust a cap in…
Edmund’s ass for not supplying enough oreos for everyone in the room
just then, randy jackson revealed the new jingle. “i’m dunking in the milk a lot, soggy cookies is what i like a lot, doubble stuff and swirl mint, chips ahoy this cookie isn’t” holy shit! edmund was shot and still able to sing his jingle to the tune of free. he’s as talented as…
a steaming pile of Harpua’s feces!
Harpua demonstrated this theory by dropping a brick on Bob Weir in retaliation for his friend the turtle.
and then proceeded to steal his face
and get back in THE GAME!!!