The special powers could only be used when…
two black chicks have a threesome with…
Lou Diamond Phillips
unfortunately, he died because they were fat black chiks rendering the super powers useless.
Lou gave his eulogy while the two fat chicks…
…manually stimulated…
each others rippling…
brown recluse spider bites and then Jim Belushi…
ACTUALLY gave the yellow…brown recluse spider the blues, marking the first time he ever made a living creature feel the blues, the brown recluse spider then crawled into Jim Belushi;s ear, where it encountered…
a private party hosted by local Chili meister Terry Vernixx.
While eating some chili, the spider remembered that it was SPOOKS’ semen that brought hm to life, so the spider decided to…
thank spooks and ask him if they would like to create a treaty in order to take over…
PT…and while they are there they could…
destory the damn place and plant some carrots.
The beta carotine wasn’t strong enough to destroy that hellish place though. so the spider spun some silk around a new carrot, planting it while chanting, “ooga ma hooba bom batta ka.” which translates to…
“hello”
With the silk covered carrot planted safely in the soil along with the aiding of the magic word, “hello” being spoken, something amazing started to happen…
the carrot turned into an enormous penis, which resembled the genitals of…
Yoda.
…minimal hair…wrinkled…and green.