The carrot began to spin counter clockwise, so much so that it drilled itself into the ground on which it lay. Suddenly, the carrot transformed into the missing Al Gore votes from the 2000 elections. Jimmy gazed down the whole and muttered to himself, "
“God, I wish I was a woman…”
“but instead i am a just a yound subburban boy with an oddly named pussy.”
and then, as if he was urinating into the audiences of his listeners, he heard a faint “ssssshhhhhhhhh” and…
the light shines on.
“Oh Will, you crazy diamond,” said Jimmy while Poster Nutbag was peeking his head out the whole in the ceiling as…
Tom Marshall walked in and shot Poster, exclaiming in a loud, boastful voice,
" I AM THE DECIDER, KOO KOO KACHOO! "
Then out of nowhere this great big black hairy creature from…
Leonard Nimoy’s ass…
with an object so big it could…
beat up a planet, but instead he
ate some fresh cracker jacks while he played with his…
10,000 foot ukelele. Meanwhile in Texas,
Spiderman and Mrs.Smith were driving in their Corvette, when they heard a loud…
“BLAT BOOM BADIDDABOOM BLIPPIDY BOOM”.
it scared them so much they…
Shit themselves and had to go get some new clothes at the…
Alamo. They asked the tour guide not where the basement was, but when they would get to
The 10,000 lakes festie so Spiderman and Godzilla could play a nice round of…
Euchre with the ghost of Jerry Garcia and Neck, who decided to