The never ending story game.

make up some heady cream cheese dressing and smear it on…

Ron Jeremy’s favorite bagel named

Kosher wheat bagels from…

honolulu, wisconsin.

Then even thought they’re full from the heady cream bagel from Ron Jeremey, they head out for some…

CHINEEEEEEEEESE FOOOOooOOOOooOOOOooOoOOOooOOooD! The lady behind the counter was

rubbing the…

hermaphroditic hamster robot dunkalicious cookies machine all covered with

hot buttered rum sauce from the previous nights show. Then they all washed up in a tub of…

martini mix in the big bins at your local grocer. then the extremely drunk

Nun came over to rub soy sauce all over the hairy back of…

SAAAAASSSSQUUAAAAAAAAATCH. he ran away from the camera to the far-off land of

Tulips and crabgrass where he is still listening to…

OAR. cal ripken junior shot the flare up the

rear end of Pamela Anderson and she started to jive like a person who just had an…

upholstery cleaning.

(LMAO)^

Then after the upholstery cleaning bill was paid, Pam, Cal, the Nun and the hamster went to play a wicked game of…

disc golf.

After this they decided to listen to some Run DMC and smoke a fat…

blunt that they just bought from a cardboard cutout of gandalf.