And after the Blunt was tore up they decided to walk over to…
the closest subway for the BEST MUNCHIES CURE IN THE WORLD.
…but “jared” was there…
eating a 12-foot sub in one bite. unfortunately, he
…was all “6’s and 7’s”…
so bob ross was wondering where the 8 was and he went on to paint a…
naked picture of Page.
and what a naked picture it was…complete with…
A free 8 in one tool thingy if you are one of the first 10,000 customer’s…
At the Vermont garage sale for disbanded bands… Which led to a scuffle between Page and…
Senator Patrick Leahy who had just smoked a joint laced with…
shit.
he then exploded.
And then Tom Marshall came in and shot everyone else, thus completing his mission to
be a total douche.
He then shoved himself up an Elephant’s Vagina after she was raped by the Mean Monkey’s who…
danced and cried and rattled their chains.
ostentatiously, the chains were solid gold and the monkeys got right out of them
only to hear someone yell from the elephants vagina, "Hey those damn monkeys came out of my…
own allowance money!"