So The father (which heard about the money) decided to up the allowance, if the kid would…
fuck a really fat chick and make an animated .gif of it
…which seems to be a really popualr thing these days…
so he went ahead and did it. she wasn’t fat, she was obese. he had to go to her house to do it. for she was too large to leave the house.
The boy was sucked into the rolls and no one heard from him again.
which was sad because he was a really good .gif maker. he won a few awards for his work.
They were later burned.
But the monkeys went on to be very successful…
…best “DVDA” shot of the year along with…
“Least Amount of Male Ass Shots in a Film” and “Most Intensely Detailed High-Def Vagina”
unfortunately Jim Belushi beat them out for the award for “Most Hypnotizing Flesh Movement” for a solo scene of him…
dancing on the brooklyn bridge with three 79 1/2 year old prostitues.
Team America then showed up to the awards show and started shooting all the F.A.G.s
the F.A.G.S. were being honored that night for their “bend over backwards” generousity towards…
The Boy Scouts of America who were being represented by…
Bob Hope’s ghost impersonating Liza Minelli.
not to be outdone, the girl scouts decided to eat the brownies. this caused a stir in the crowd.
Stop. Stop this nonsense. I can see that this story has gotten quite silly, and I demand it stop. Now, lets see something straightforward and military.
After that remark, all of Team Boy scouts grabbed their crouches and said, “fuck you and the monkey that ran out of your”…
…brown recluse spider bite"