Meanwhile back at the bridge dance with the 79 1/2 year old dancers, Elvis walked up while spanking a monkey and said…"
“shhhh”
then proceeded to have a heart attack all over his keyboard’s
toilet seat just before Team America…
blew chunks on the river while the monkery died.
wondering what a monkery is, Lewis Black decided to fly to
Taco Bell. He went up to the counter and politely requested…
100,000 chicken fajitas which were all
dripping with moisture created in the microwaving process. He carried out the soggy bag and…
went to hell… While there he blew Satan and swallowed some taco hell and jizz. After the meal he decided to…
take in an opera starring…
Yoko Ono (the only operas they have in hell).
which she preformed a cover of danzig’s black aria.
which led into a romantic duet with Jerry Only on “The Great Pretender” while Abe sat watching from his box and…
…yelled “CHINSTRAP!!” for all to hear…
Hitler came up to Lewis and whispered into his ear…
“Lewis, you are one sick sonofabitch, I saw what you were doing at Taco Hell with Lou Diamond Phillips” to which Lewis responded by turning Hitler’s mustache into a fumanchu with a black magic marker.
^ that was the best line in this story yet.
he then proceeded to scorch the place.
While doing the scorching he breaks out the marshmellows and remembers the old days when he would…
frolick in the fields majestically with Abe before the incident where…