they were in the art gallery full of asshole pictures
and there was one asshole, that if looked at from a distance, resembled Lewis’ profile
he jokingly made the comment to lewis that, “this is one thing i’t like to probe deeper into.” lewis wasn’t too pleased with this comment. so he…
woke the haunted spirit of John Wilkes Booth and…
AND HAD HIS WAY WITH HIM. BRINGing UP THE WONDERFUL, SWEET MEMORY OF…
life on the earthworm farm with uncle seymour and aunt doloria.
So seymour and doloria climbed throught the spacegate to infinity.
and Hitler, Abe and John Wilkes Booth sat in the rubble of the theatre cold and hungry, waiting for…
phish to reunite. but in the meantime they decided to use the earthworm farm to host a groovy…
gravy making party where all the worms were placed in one giant bucket and the townspeople would jump up and down on top of the worms until…
Satan stopped by to shove a pineapple up Hitler’s ass, and a
giant energizer bunny banged away on its drum until…
the pineapple was fully up his ass.
At this moment, the lake of fire began to emit…
an army of asshats that stretched as far as the eye could see, when all of a sudden…
…a bear with giant jiggling balls…
started breakdancing. It was then that Abe truly learned…
that it was actually 5-score and 6 years ago
in a land called JOCK-strap…
that little Jackie Paper came to see Abe no more…