but abe just made fun of her for having such a stupid dumb-head loser name
she rebutted that she was in the “puff the magic dragon” song and admitted that she had indeed “puffed, the magic dargon.” which sent abe a message that…
this gal had a 41 card deck and still had both the jokers.
On the way to the Arbor day bake sale
a magic dragon came stumbling out of a bar and asked the gal if
she would be willing to trade her pewter soldier collection in exchange for…
some magic beans. she obliged and took the beans home where she…
very carefully painted individual faces on each bean with the paint set that her grandmama had given her for her ninth birthday. When she was done, she lined them up on the kitchen counter in a semi-circle facing her and commenced to …
shout obscenities at the beans causing them to sprout. These were no ordinary “magic” beans, in fact they were actually tiny eggs, and from them emerged…
mutant Skunk Apes
which instantly left the planet because they figured the moon would be much easier to conquer.
After they wrapped up the moon they headed over to Cletes house to watch him…
shower. But then when Clete got out of the shower, the skunk apes got wet and…
fucked him.
fuck this game. why is still going? if i were a goderator id lock it just to piss people off. because im jealous of yalls taints and…
“…wish i could be ganging up on Cletus with the Skunk Apes,” said spooks.
spooks grew wings and flew to england, but was shot down over pearl harbor and
although he was pleased it was Cuba Gooding Jr. who shot him down, he was extremely disappointed that he’d never be able to pack Ben Affleck’s fudge as he’d always dreamed, so on the way down he…
drew a miniature j-lo on his hand and began writing songs about taco flavored kisses in hopes ben would hear them and seek out the new latin singer. then spooks would be able to…
touch…
a real taint for the first time ever…besides those three other times when he…