had shat on a turtle
The turtle angry at Bob Weir and Greg
Said fuck this shit ima bout to bust a cap in…
Edmund’s ass for not supplying enough oreos for everyone in the room
just then, randy jackson revealed the new jingle. “i’m dunking in the milk a lot, soggy cookies is what i like a lot, doubble stuff and swirl mint, chips ahoy this cookie isn’t” holy shit! edmund was shot and still able to sing his jingle to the tune of free. he’s as talented as…
a steaming pile of Harpua’s feces!
Harpua demonstrated this theory by dropping a brick on Bob Weir in retaliation for his friend the turtle.
and then proceeded to steal his face
and get back in THE GAME!!!
Harpua found the game to be quite pleasing, and different from before, as if…
…it were now just bemoning a characature of itself or even worse, a “nostalgia act”
Then Harpua touched himself
And Poster cried