use them as billiard balls
As he was finishing up with the razor, he
picked all the little prickly hairs so he could weigh them.
He expected them to weigh between five and seven pounds, but was shocked to discover that
…someone persuaded his soul to ignite.
feelin’ breezy, he left. travellin’ on down the road, he met up with -
Icculus, the Prophet. Icculus had been
an alien who requested directions to Tomahawk county.
The alien confessed that he secretly did too, but
laser beams are currency to his people and need them to by his new…
flux capasitor. that, added to the nos on his ship, will blow the competition away at next intergalatic council race next week.
You see brah, these super-hepcat aliens are racin’ for slips, which means
who headed down to New Orleans to…
(I hate it when I’m the first post on a new page!)
find a tuna sandwich, but when he arrived…
all they had was chili…
…wheather, and Rice a Roni.
…hottt! with three t’s…not hot as in warm either…hottt as in “damn that bitch is hottt!”…so…
edit: big b changed his…mine makes no sense…just skip over mine…
The “deciders” gathered around the chilli.
and decided that Greg____ should be…
the one to eat the cookie…
…and he did, which gave him…