The Official 2007 NCAA Football Thread

GO MICHIGAN!!!

We could be 9-3 going to the Rose Bowl!

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Um, whoops.

Purdue 24
Indiana 27

GHEY.

Watching Purdue in the first half of that game made me want to vomit, and watching IU’s queefy kicker make a long field goal to put IU up 3 late in the game made me want to scoop it up and re-vomit it.

Holy schnikes!

Lloyd Carr is retiring!

Good bye Lloyd…

WELCOME LESS MILES!!!

Not a chance in hell.

Hardly any.

OSU, and for what seems like the millionth time it came down to that game.

He still has a chance with some W’s and some huge games.

Ugh.

Wow, I’m still on cloud nine after Michigan State pulled the game out of their ASS to beat Penn State after being down 24-7. I was just in shock as they put together drive after drive against the #10 defense to keep scoring over and over. The only time they got stopped in the 2nd half was when our QB fumbled the snap. Seriously, I gave the Spartans NO chance at Purdue last week and now they won that AND beat Penn State to clinch a bowl game. It may seem lame but just finally getting a winning frickin record and a bowl bid is HUGE for this team. All hail Dantonio!! We finally got out from under the “same old Spartans” moniker where they always collapse at the end of the season.

And HAHAHAH@ Michigan…what a dreadful, boring game that was. Way to show up, Wolvies. Though I kind of felt bad for Lloyd Carr knowing that it was his last game and seeing him try so hard to fire up his team…I’ve always liked Lloyd…he’s a good guy. Of course, I DON’T feel sorry for that arrogant, loudmouth Mike Hart who’s been running his mouth for years and gets injured every frickin year. I hope someone ask him if HE is OSU’s little brother. HAHAHAH.

Stevo

I can’t tell for sure, but I think Nick Saban compared Alabama’s loss to UL-Monroe to Pearl Harbor and 9/11. He doesn’t say specifically, but for some reason he does choose to include 9/11 and Pearl Harbor when discussing the loss.

“Changes in history usually occur after some kind of catastrophic event,” Saban said during the opening remarks of his weekly news conference on Monday. “It may be 9-11, which sort of changed the spirit of America relative to catastrophic events. Pearl Harbor kind of got us ready for World War II, or whatever, and that was a catastrophic event.”

I am fucking pumped for this Mizzou / Kansas game this Saturday.

whoa, did I just say that?

Yeah, I am too. I’m sure if how many people realize what a big rivalry there is between those two schools. I’m on the KU bandwagon…I want them to fuck with the BCS’s brains and make their way into that title game. If they beat Mizzou and Oklahoma there’s no reason to believe that they can’t beat LSU in the big game. Go Jayhawks!

And speaking of Mizzou, the MSU Spartans just beat them last night in a close one in basketball. With that win we get to face #2 UCLA tonight at 10pm on ESPN2. Check it out for some fun times. This is the Spartan’s first real test so I’m curious to see if they can hang with the big guys. We’ve got some young hotshot players who might not be ready yet but either way we’ll see. Should be good times. Man, ya gotta love college b-ball. There’s already been a load of upsets like Gardner-Webb over Kentucky and such. Hilarious.

Stevo

Did anyone see Cartman introduce the Colorado defense? “Wheatley is up for the Buttkiss award, because he’s the biggest buttkisser I know. He has more tackles than Boulder has hippies, and Boulder has a lot of hippies” Funniest thing I’ve heard in a while.

Hey Ollie, you got tix to the 'Bama-Auburn game? It’s in your backyard this year.

Do you eat at Byron’s? It looks tasty!!

http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2007/11/abc-gets-creative-has-eric-cartman.html

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That is one of my favorite sports blogs.

This site is handing out awards that go well beyond the Heisman.

Check out Tebow’s girlfriend (or at least the girl he nailed that night):
it is in the category “Most Outstanding Girlfriend Breasts”

http://legendofcecilioguante.blogspot.com/2007/11/in-lieu-of-heisman-awards_28.html

Tim Tebow’s girlfriend

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Those seriously might be the most perfect breasts I have ever seen.

pretty ridiculous

Well, the Heisman finalists were announced.

Timmy Tebow, Colt Brennan, Darren McFadden, and Chase Daniel.

There were some good guys left out, including Central Michigan’s QB (who had ungodly stats as well), Kansas’ QB, and LSU’s Glenn Dorsey (even though he was injured).

Here’s the order I WANT to happen:

  1. McFadden
  2. Brennan
  3. Tebow
  4. Daniel

Here’s the order I THINK will happen:

  1. Tebow
  2. McFadden
  3. Brennan
  4. Daniel

Holy Crap!!! Can’t believe Purdue had to pull out a last second field goal to beat Central Michigan!

I can’t either. It looked like they had the game in hand in the first half.

Then CMU’s QB took over in the second half. That guy is a stud.

But Curtis Painter had a HUGE game, too. Something like the 5th-most passing yards EVER in ANY bowl game.