THE ::____:: ONLY THREAD!!

Non-Phish General
#1

::ski-daddles::

::anticipates epic thread::

note: From this point on, I will delete any post in this thread that does not begin and end with “::”

Type your thoughts (Part 1)
#2

::regrets thread::

#3

::wishes he wasn’t the only person working today::

#4

:: north dakota sucks::

::just kidding::

#5

::broods over Marienne’s inability to use the “::”'s correctly::

#6

::plans assassination of buster::

#7

::makes colons::

::leaves::

#8

::wonders who h.selassie REALLY is::

#9

::regrets throwing phg a bone::

#10

::puts feet up on desk, smiles::

#11

::knows h.sellasie::

#12

::watches phg run for the border::

#13

::farts in everyone’s general direction::

#14

:: wonders if the whole world is teh ghey ::

#15

::wonders same thing whilst eating an entire dick::

#16

::enjoys where this is going::

::continues drawing up assassination plans::

#17

::thinks about how the thought of girls farting makes him uncomfortable::

#18

::thinks about the fact that phg has no room to talk after all the taco bell he just admitted to eating::

#19

::remains thankful that he has never had gas, ever::

#20

::scratches balls?::