Things Snapple Caps Have Taught Me...

The first person to be pulled over for speeding was a NYC taxi driver.

The fastest served ball in tennis was clocked at 154 MPH in 1963.

… more time come …
… I’ll be back in 15 minutes …
… don’t do anything I wouldn’t do …

and if you do, do it well

i’m calling shens on the fastest tennis ball in 1963. The fastest tennis ball today was served by andy roddick at 155 mph a few years ago. 155 mph.

Yeah, in 1963 they used wooden rackets. They’d have a tough time cracking 100 with those bastards.

isn’t snapple fact # 1 say that all other snapple facts aren’t true or something to that extent

i thought i had heard that someplace before, never take as fact what a corporation tell you, now thats a fact snapple should put under their lid

Only male turkeys gobble.

http://www.armenianteens.com/snapple_facts.php

They’re correct! She has no eyebrows!!

I think I’ll save time and get all my kissing done at the red lights.

Why am I reading this list of snapple cap facts again?

#27 A ball of glass will bounce higher then a ball of rubber

Really? Off of concrete or brick?

here’s a snapple fact:

snapple gives money to the DEA.

booo

Frogs never drink.

http://www.armenianteens.com/funny-pictures/index.php?start=62

will, is that you? (from the same website as all those snapple facts)

I was on my way to pick up more Snapple at the local Kwik-E-Mart.
Damn ducks wouldn’t move.

Before mercury, brandy was used to fill thermometers.