“Could you play that Prince Caspian again”
“Sure Honey, I’d love to come clothes shopping with you”
(Well, I actually have said this, but it was an out and out lie)
“Of course I never spent a night at Neverland Ranch!”
“Does this belt match my shoes.?”
“Wait, I need to put on some make-up first.”
“Let’s listen to some Hannah Montanah.”
“I voted republican.”
“Please scratch your fingernails on this chalkboard.”
Dave Matthews Band and Widespread Panic really aren’t that bad."
“I love all the tourists in Asheville.”
“I wish I had stayed with my last ex-boyfriend.”
“The hokey pokey really is what it’s all about!”
"Thanks for cutting me off 
"
“I’d love to go to the Phish show, but Dancing with the Stars is on!!!”
“Let’s watch Monday night football!”
“I think more people should move to Los Angeles.”
“Marriage is between a man and a woman.”
“Marijuana is a gateway drug.”
“I ate too much candy.”
“Your baby is soooo cute, can I hold it?”
“I’m tired of blowjobs.”
“Please pass the raspberry & coconut toppings.”
“You got anything by the Eagles?”
“Please, anything but pizza.”
“Let’s all drink too much and throw up tonight & ruin our tommorrow.”
“I’d so rather be watching the championship game right now than be stuck here playing this gig.”
“Trey’s overrated.”
“I love the Yankees”
“Hey, will you shove that barbed wire bat up my ass?”
“I am glad I am missing that Phish show”
“I am so glad to be a member of PT, they rule over there”
“Gosh, I wish I could go see Justin Bieber play tonight”
“I hate Alpine”
“I wish I could get more work from my job”
“You guys wanna go to the strip club? They got a free lunch buffet going.”
“Grab me my gun”
“This is a horrible day to be playing music”
“Weak. They’re playing Antelope again”
“Dude, put that Jay-Z song on again”
I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man
“I’m not hitting the road right now to see Phish in Colorado!”
OK…maybe sometimes you might hear me say that, but not right now.
Have a great weekend Pa.
Hey, love em or hate em, we would all be hard pressed to live here without them. Even though you’re in healthcare, everything here depends on tourism to some degree.
As for me:
“Mom and Dad, I’ve decided to be an accountant for a living”
“No, I don’t want to hit that bowl”
“Hey, will you pick me up some vodka?” (that stuff is fucking NASTY)
“Hey guys, I’m going down to the Garage at Biltmore to hit up some DJ Untz and DJ Mollyrollzdoses and Pnuma Trio, it’s gonna RAGE”
“Ollie was right all along about Widespread Panic” (and don’t you dare put that in the Overheard thread)
“This show is gonna RAGE”
“Come to bed? No thank you, Megan Fox.”
“Man, I love being from Alabama”
“Jesus loves me this I know”
“Move to New Orleans? Nah, I think I’ll pass”
“No, Johnny Depp, I do not want to have sex with you”
“Extra mustard please”
“Yeah, I’d love a Jagerbomb”
“Farmhouse? SWEET”
Great thread Bill 
No more stuffed mushrooms
It’s too late
I’m dry
3.0 kicks 1.0’s butt
“Please don’t help me find tickets for 12/31 and 1/1.”
I LOVE ticketmaster!
“Phantasy Tour RULZ!!!”
“Glenn Beck is my Hero”
“Please put that weed away, It makes me uncomfortable”
“I’m gettin really sick of all this Money I have”
“Really sorry Winona Ryder, but our completely sexual relationship will just not work”
“I just love the ease and convenience of TM, makes buying Tickets quite enjoyable”
This is wierd because i was about to post basically all of these besides PT. But i would ten to agree on that.