“I love being sick because colds are awesome!”
^ You too? Seems like literally everyone I know has got some form of cold going on right now. Weird.
Wait, this isn’t how this thread is supposed to be used. Let’s see, oh I got one:
“Guys, I’ve decided to become a vegetarian.”
“Coffee? No thanks.”
“Run Like an Antelope is a rather pedestrian song.”
“Can I watch tv when your’re done? I don’t want to miss the new Jersey Shore.”
“Zombies intimidate me.”
“Let’s eat fast food instead.”
“I’m so glad I’m in my living room instead of in Atlantic City right now”
“jimi hendrix is a pretty crappy guitar player, don’t ya think?”
“I don’t appreciate you, Taper 420”
“Garlic bread? sounds gross”
“Kanye West is a hell of a good person”
“Frank Zappa’s music is like listening to gibberish”
“Rush? Yes? why would I want to listen to that crap?”
“Text me”
“I hate driving”
“I love driving in cities”
“I’m so depressed that it’s starting to get cold outside”
“I hate driving a manual transmission”
“Honda’s suck”
“I wish that Phish had just left well enough alone w/ Coventry. It was the most fitting end to a great band; now they’re just cashing in like the Eagles & Kiss.”
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“Text me”
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“Texting is awesome. Who wants to talk to their friends anyways?”
“So I typed illuminati backwards and .com’d it to google.” 
“So I typed illuminati backwards, .com’d it, was redirected to the National Security Administration’s official website and I DON’T think there’s anything strange about that.”
^Brady! Where’ve you been? I thought you were dead.
back on topic:
“I sure wish they’d covered a Springsteen record. It’s the perfect fit for Phish.”
“The O’Reilly Factor makes my evening.”
“Rush > Springsteen”
“Seeing Phish in Atlantic City was such a waste of my time.”
^^don’t make me make you dead to me again! you zombie!
“I really wish it was 96 and humid right now”
“I love when the time change hits in November and it starts getting dark at 6:00.”
That seriously is the one thing I HATE about winter. Not looking forward to that shit.
“Man, I sure wish these ladies had won!”
