“jimi hendrix is a pretty crappy guitar player, don’t ya think?”
“I don’t appreciate you, Taper 420”
“Garlic bread? sounds gross”
“Kanye West is a hell of a good person”
“Frank Zappa’s music is like listening to gibberish”
“Rush? Yes? why would I want to listen to that crap?”
“Text me”
“I hate driving”
“I love driving in cities”
“I’m so depressed that it’s starting to get cold outside”
“I hate driving a manual transmission”
“Honda’s suck”
“I wish that Phish had just left well enough alone w/ Coventry. It was the most fitting end to a great band; now they’re just cashing in like the Eagles & Kiss.”
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“Text me”
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“Texting is awesome. Who wants to talk to their friends anyways?”
“So I typed illuminati backwards and .com’d it to google.” 
“So I typed illuminati backwards, .com’d it, was redirected to the National Security Administration’s official website and I DON’T think there’s anything strange about that.”
^Brady! Where’ve you been? I thought you were dead.
back on topic:
“I sure wish they’d covered a Springsteen record. It’s the perfect fit for Phish.”
“The O’Reilly Factor makes my evening.”
“Rush > Springsteen”
“Seeing Phish in Atlantic City was such a waste of my time.”
^^don’t make me make you dead to me again! you zombie!
“I really wish it was 96 and humid right now”
“I love when the time change hits in November and it starts getting dark at 6:00.”
That seriously is the one thing I HATE about winter. Not looking forward to that shit.
“Man, I sure wish these ladies had won!”
“I wish there was more media coverage of the elections.”
“Yay, it’s laundry day!!”
“Cancer’s back? Awesome!!”
“I think the Cyber kids @ itanimulli.com are the cutest most innocent devices ever created to acclimate the next generation of americans to Big Brother’s all seeing eyes.” Actually I might say that. Unless they have a new baby seal program for wire-tapping!!
“I’m gonna go check the Bisco tour dates”
“There is no God and when I die I’ll just go in teh ground and rot!”
“I’m positive about the unknown!”