“Milla Jovovich just isn’t hot enough”
“Let’s go to McDonald’s”
“Let’s go to Walmart”
“Obama knows what he is doing”
“Put extra mayonnaise on that”
“I prefer Chicago pizza over NY pizza” (since I live in Chicago, I could get shot for saying that)
“LSU is playing high quality football right now”
“Higher taxes are a great idea”
“I am rooting for Michael Vick”
“Who cares if Paris Hilton has herpes, she’s hot”
“Oh man, Clear Channel really has good taste!”
“I’m totally in love with Kim Kardashian”
“think I’ll trade in the Volvo for an H3”
“This Newcastle tastes awful.”
“I love women with small boobs.”
“You’re not a towel.”
“No beer for me, thanks!”
“I’m so glad i got drunk last night”
What if you banged a 10 and it was the direct result of you getting drunk?
What if you banged five 2s and it was the direct result of you getting drunk?
My worst nightmare!
Five 2s, One 10…what’s the diff?
^the number of different VDs you wake up with.
“Let’ts just take a taxi.”
“I’m in a huge K-hole!”
Just remember this:
A 2 at 10 becomes a 10 at 2!
“Yeah, the baseball playoff games and the NFL games were great but I was busy watching that Nascar race!! Woooo!!”
“Fox news is such high quality journalism.”
“That was one of the best Sparkle’s ever!”
“that attractive waitress in this fancy restaurant looks good wearing that vest with TIE!”
“Yeah, could I get a grilled cheese WITHOUT garlic, please?”
“There are too many bathrooms at this place”
“They should build another high-rise condo along this beach”
“Old people suck”
“I’m not a dog person”
“I need to gain weight”
“Can’t wait for football season to start!”
“My balls itch”
“I wish Bush was still at the helm of this ship”
“I need to gain weight” (that was a good one, so I stole it)
“Dudes, let’s go get some pussy!”
“God I hate living here, this town sucks”