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Old Kee Pa Updates
#1

…The OKP is fucking deadly.

That’s right, you heard it here first. Have you been on some of these other discussion boards? It’s like watching a couple of retards trying to hump a doorknob. So yeah, why aren’t there more discussion boards like the Oh Kee Pa? Or better yet, why aren’t more things in the world like the Oh Kee Pa?

Do you know how many things I’ve done or tried or listened to or had sex with because someone on the Oh Kee Pa said it was good/alright/a woman?

I’m just thinking of this because I’m making Chicken stuffed with spinach and feta and wrapped with prosciutto because Icc mentioned that in a thread earlier today…but it’s not just Icc, it’s all of you, and it’s not just the supper, it’s lots of things, so, thank you all.

#2

Oh… we are done humping the doorknob?

#3

i used to have a friend who had the nickname “doorknob”

stubby he was (apparently…so i heard)

#4

I often dream about Thom in the nude.

#5

wait…

#6

I do too, Buster.

I do too.

#7

::blushes::

#8

seck

#9

cirrusly.

#10

They call Neck “the broomstick”.

#11

i hear they call Ian “the dust-pan”

#12

Because I’m full of goodness?

#13

Ian is full of something alright…