Today's sign that the apocalypse is upon us...

hahaha…wait…i dont think he was huffing GAS gas…i think he meant nitrous.

i huffed butane once. ka-ray-zeeee.

OH right… haha… yeah… pfft who would huff gasoline. Not me! No! Never! That never happened in 11th grade up in that cabin in the mountains. Nope, that wasn’t me.

I huffed once.

ha ha, gasoline, ha ha ha, oh man that is good, thank you, you just put a big ole smile on my face

yeah it was n02

ha ha, we got some 93 octane right here ladies and gents, pure disco shit

ha ha

yeah i heard about this FDA thing with cloned food and them saying they don’t need to put a label on the food products saying it came from a clone, so all that needs to be done really is for Companies who aren’t using cloned animals to put on their packages, “Not from Clone” then we’ll be able to tell what is from clone

that may be too difficult though for this country to A. figure out, B. Implement, and C. not get confused and buy both clone and non clone just to be safe

but yeah i don’t know if i want to be eating bessy #5,367, something leads me to believe she won’t be as tasty as bessy # 5,366, but thats just me

in other news they have been able to create a heart or someshit, guess people just aren’t going to die anymore, keep em around forever is the Dr.'s mentality, they keep paying the Dr’s keep making money, people dieing is bad for the medical areas, thats a loss of a customer, they’ll do whatever it takes nowadays to keep people alive to suck $ from them and their familys, sometimes people aren’t meant to live, just the way it goes, it sucks, but one shouldn’t fuck with nature like the way we seem to be going, b/c that will certainly lead to something not too good happening, call it the apocalypse if you will

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“Apocalypse if you will” is a weird name for the practice of keeping people alive to get at their money. But okay, man. I’ll do it.

Well at least my stupidity is good for comic relief.

In any case I can’t wait till they start cloning people. I’ll be first in line to order my Jessica Alba clone.

Never even heard of the concept of huffing gasoline until we rented this Phillip Seymour Hoffman flick:

His performance was pretty amazing even though the story is definitely strange.

I think the whole idea of “huffing” anything is depriving your brain of normal O2 or whatever and replacing it with… “vapors of high”? For 30 seconds? Its really a desperate attempt at escaping the boredom of existence.

I’d rather eat cloned meat… so long as they treat the cloned cow with dignity and respect. Like how any clone should be treated.

Or have sex with a cloned Jessica Alba.

i’ll take the cloned steak, but if you can genetically alter it further in any way that’d be great thanks.

hm? oh, medium rare please.

and the potatoes au-grautin.

Can I grow some meat out back… next to the tomatoes and whatnot?

mmmm…meat plants.

tomacco

I would happily eat a cloned garlic grilled cheese

This is nothing to be mad or scared about, people should be more frightened by all the genetically modified produce Americans eat every day

i’ll take a hedy garlic cheese,can i get 2 for a dollar?

Funny story about this…I recently starting playing this on my Nintendo Emulator on my computer. I hadn’t played it in YEARS yet had little problem getting to Tyson but for days and days I couldn’t even put a dent in the guy…I was lucky to even knock him to the mat. Then a couple weekends ago, I got REALLY frickin high for the first time in weeks…anyway I started playing Tyson just for the heck of it and I was in the ZONE!! I was dodging everything with ease, countering all his punches and it was like I knew when his punches were coming before he swung them! I was well on my way to a decision win when I ended up getting a TKO on him in the third round. It was amazing. I felt like the frickin champion of the world the same way as when I beat him the first time when I, like, ten. What does this story mean?..Weed rules, I guess. And yes…like many Tyson fans, I also have the “007” code memorized. I need help.

And hey…if we can clone animals then that means more meat which means more burgers. Mmmm…burgers…

Stevo

I wonder what this white meat like stuff really is in the Kung Po that I’m currently eating at my desk.

I’m sure Malezoid and dumbphish have a perfectly reasonable explanation for eating cloned meat and drinking cloned milk products. come on jack asses, tell us how it will feed the world and help all of us…please tell me how our government loves us sooo much.