http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress
wow.
just, wow.
Tom, please, just come out of the closet.
HEAR ME NOW CRUISE, YOU’RE GOIN DOWN PAL. MEET ME IN YOUR ARENA AT 5PM. I AM GOING TO SUPPRESS YOU. ALSO, I AM TAKING SWEET LITTLE JOEY BACK TO THE CREEK TO RETURN HER TO THE POTTER FAMILY AND I AM GOING TO INSTRUCT THEM ON HOW TO REINTEGRATE HER BACK INTO HUMAN SOCIETY. YOU ARE NO DAWSON SIR.
I don’t really know what a scientologist is, and quite frankly i don’t care. What does anger me though is that he(Tom Cruise) actually thinks that scientologistare better than people of different faiths. To paraphrase a bit of his interview, as a scientologist he knows that he can help a person in a car accident. thats bullshit. I want to see him get out of his limo while he is driving down the interstate in route to an interview on TMZ.
All I know is as a catholic when i see an accident i am obligated to urinate on the flames, and if there are no flames i am obligated to start a small fire on or near the wreckage and urinate on that.*
*Denotes that whole paragraph is not true, and I am sorry to any fellow catholics, clergymen, or God if i may have offended you.
I heard that shit earlier in the week on Howard! Wack, but man they were crackin me up from goofin on his ass!
Here is the video with subtitles describing what the hell he is on about.
http://www.aolvideoblog.com/2008/01/23/take-that-tom-cruise/
suddenly i enjoy Jerry O’Connel much more than usual.
My fascination with Jerry O’Connell started with “Stand by Me.”